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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:44 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    You can see the sales guy too: “oooh, a firefighter? I actually asked what you were looking for in a truck, but I’m glad I know what you do for a living. You need “the long bed” *wink wink* so you can sleep in it when your beau gets tired of your lil’ Halligan.”
     
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  2. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:16 AM
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    anthonynoriega

    anthonynoriega I just wanna disappear and find nothing.

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    Jezus...this truck is as dry as the hills in the photo...
    Even my wife was like...."Nah, too plain even for me."
     
  3. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:25 AM
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    Longbed3rdgen

    Longbed3rdgen Well-Known Member

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    Definitely don’t regret posting this pic hahaha
     
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  4. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:27 AM
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    All the things!
    Of course not. Your regret started at the dealership... this is just a consequence of the bad decisions you made there, not the cause.
     
  5. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:43 AM
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    B1gDaddyT

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    Now, just show your wife these posts and she'll let you do whatever you want - lift, tires, lights, etc.... She'll feel bad that all the mean people picked on you. :rofl:
     
  6. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:45 AM
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    anthonynoriega

    anthonynoriega I just wanna disappear and find nothing.

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    Corrected version: "Now, just show your wife these posts and she'll look at you with the same disappointment we do."
     
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  7. Jul 19, 2021 at 9:26 AM
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    Too late on that one.
     
  8. Jul 19, 2021 at 11:36 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    We know. She’s surprised your truck was so spicy and, for a brand, long-lasting considering your typical performance.
     
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  9. Jul 19, 2021 at 11:58 AM
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    Longbed3rdgen

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    :rimshot:

    I prefer efficient
     
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  10. Jul 19, 2021 at 1:15 PM
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    All the things!
    Still the roast to beat, IMHO... I still chuckle at the subtly of this one.
     
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  11. Jul 19, 2021 at 1:47 PM
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    Longbed3rdgen

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    Agreed
     
  12. Jul 19, 2021 at 1:53 PM
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  13. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:04 PM
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    Want a flashing third brake light to go with those mudflaps and old man dam?
     
  14. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:06 PM
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    oem roof racks be like
     
  15. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:10 PM
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    What.... nothing about the off road tires for use strictly on concrete? LOL....
     
  16. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:11 PM
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    mmm tacos...

    mmm tacos... Mr. Fart

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    I’m here for the party

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  17. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:14 PM
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    Did you pick that color for nostalgia? Your favorite crayon to eat as a kid?
     
  18. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:18 PM
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    Nah the air dam and flaps gave that one away.
     
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  19. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:58 PM
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    Now that we've seen what your wife drives - let's see the minivan that you "actually" drive. Here's the conversation trying to talk her into it - "but honey, while I'm at work in the city, you can drive the kids to soccer in the truck. Then when I'm home, I can use it to haul the recyclables to the street because I get tired wheeling that dang trash can all the way down the driveway." All the while thinking to himself - I am going to look so cool picking up coffee at Starbucks on Saturdays!!!
     
  20. Jul 19, 2021 at 2:59 PM
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    You're showing your age... @Bertw192 & @Malvolio have been pexting each other for a long time now...
     
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