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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jul 19, 2021 at 3:05 PM
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    mosccat

    mosccat Well-Known Member

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    FIFY

    Truck2.jpg Truck1.jpg
     
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  2. Jul 19, 2021 at 3:15 PM
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    mosccat

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    Judging by the splash marks you went quicker backing out of the puddle.
     
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  3. Jul 19, 2021 at 4:13 PM
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    anthonynoriega

    anthonynoriega I just wanna disappear and find nothing.

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    "I'm here for the party" - Bro, just because you open the camper shell window does not mean anyone wants to see you tickle your fun size pickle.
     
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  4. Jul 19, 2021 at 4:15 PM
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    anthonynoriega

    anthonynoriega I just wanna disappear and find nothing.

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    Great... another squid who wants black on black on black...everything... Just like his coffee and his men when he was on deployment.
     
  5. Jul 19, 2021 at 4:15 PM
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    Might as well have “free candy” sprayed on the side
     
  6. Jul 19, 2021 at 4:29 PM
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    In this picture we have a 3rd gen Tacoma in it's natural habitat, dumping trash illegally because who knew paying top dollar meant you couldn't afford to pay the trash bill. In composition of the photograph also tells that the owner has a buzzard neck or he's just wondering why the native grasses look better than the grass back at his place which happened to roll in on wheels via a subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway.
     
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  7. Jul 19, 2021 at 4:34 PM
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    The I changed the tires because I want to fit in look, but my wife thinks i'm a total dumb ass because it ate into our Tampa FL vacay budget. I'm sure the old tires which still have moulding nubbies on them are thrown out in a tree row collecting mosquito larva. The my Tacoma sure is the prettiest whore in the church parking lot, but I sure hope the yoots don't see my New Balance shoes
     
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  8. Jul 19, 2021 at 6:07 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Camper shell still the worst match ever.
     
  9. Jul 19, 2021 at 6:08 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Yeah, he tries his best to frame it but “oooh, rocks!” overtakes his talent factor.
     
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  10. Jul 19, 2021 at 6:09 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    More like Nike Decades.
     
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  11. Jul 19, 2021 at 6:48 PM
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    My guess is you spent too much money on the bromo flares, grille and front bumper and you couldn’t afford the 20” fuels and 6” lift.
     
  12. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:07 PM
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    He thought X meant “cool” or “mature (old people?) sex,” but it’s the NO from family feud:

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  13. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:10 PM
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    Couldn’t afford a Ram bro dozer so he bought this at his local lifted truck dealer #boughtnotbuilt
     
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  14. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:19 PM
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  15. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:34 PM
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    It's amazing what you can do with a can of fake snow.

    Judging how clean your truck is this must have been the first time you've gone "off road" in the four years you've owned the truck, you probably would have put it in 4wd too but sadly the actuator was rusted shut from lack of use #princessride
     
  16. Jul 19, 2021 at 7:43 PM
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    Wait, what, these things go off-road? Fairly decent first pass roast.

    I think I’d have alluded to the fake snow as result of my excessive jerking off and the rush to clean up before mommy catches me, or similar…care to fix it up?
     
  17. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:02 PM
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  18. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:18 PM
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    First snow and guy grabs gobs of snow to pack his one wheel to post to the instagay for the likes. And what a let down on that upskirt shot bud. How often do you douche?
     
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  19. Jul 19, 2021 at 8:27 PM
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    Longbed3rdgen

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    That “off road” was probably just driving up into his own front yard cause he missed the driveway due to the bushwhackers he bolted on and rhino lined
     
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  20. Jul 20, 2021 at 1:56 AM
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    Seems like you have everything covered here. The only thing missing is a bumper sticker that says #myotherrideisaschlong
     
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