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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jul 27, 2021 at 4:36 PM
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    Cudgel

    Cudgel “Tonka”

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    Wait. I can actually talk on my ham radio! Who knew?

     
  2. Jul 27, 2021 at 4:42 PM
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    a2lowvw

    a2lowvw Well-Known Member

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    Here’s some new content. :bananadead:

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  3. Jul 27, 2021 at 4:49 PM
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    Cudgel

    Cudgel “Tonka”

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    Too bad you got it stuck in the woods on your first overland trip. I assume that’s the Ford come to help you out?
     
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  4. Jul 27, 2021 at 4:55 PM
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    The only thing that this camera angle shows is that you’re comfortable getting on your knees.
     
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  5. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:01 PM
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    And a new truck.
     
  6. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:04 PM
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    You wear a tinfoil hat don't you...come on, admit it!
     
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  7. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:09 PM
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    The more I look at this the more I wonder....

    Was this your actual wedding and did you recite your vows with your cousin in the back of your long bed? I mean kudos that you can just jump out and drive to our honeymoon to the closest Motel 6.
     
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  8. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:17 PM
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    The thing about Roast threads is it's better if you don't respond to every comment. By continuing the back and forth banter it makes you look like you really are insecure and have something to prove. If you search roast posts by @Dirk Diggler you will see how the real roast pro's go at it. You have to be willing to say something so bad that you may get a 30 day ban but it's said in just a nice enough way that the mods will take it easy on you because we are in a voluntary "roast my tacoma" thread and with that I will happily hop back on the sidelines and hope for some better roasts cause the 1 liners are a little boring.
     
  9. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:25 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Bad interpretive analysis. Here’s to your future.
     
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  10. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:26 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    A yes, the dork that “needs” the 6’ bed. So glad you have what you need to survive your third marriage.
     
  11. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:44 PM
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    All the things!
    Woah, woah, woah! Why did you quote me? Am I the sow?
     
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  12. Jul 27, 2021 at 5:48 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Not sure how you snuck in there. But yeah, maybe?
     
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  13. Jul 27, 2021 at 7:58 PM
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    khaki2020offroad In the woods. Or on the couch.

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    It’s my first marriage. This was after picking it up from the patio where we did our ceremony- just beating a severe thunderstorm. She isn’t my cousin - but I am in the great state of hoosier’s where it may have been legal at one time to marry your cousin. And I just found out the origin of “hoosier” is “who is there” without all your teeth.

    Her cousin offered to move it in his f-150 with a 5’ bed. I broke out the measuring tape - and said a real truck bed was needed - but no 8 foot beds were available so my 6’2 had to do
     
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  14. Jul 27, 2021 at 10:55 PM
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    Dirk Diggler

    Dirk Diggler Under the Stun Gun

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    dirk-diggler-approves.jpg
     
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  15. Jul 28, 2021 at 3:20 AM
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    No honorable mention? I'm writing my congressman.
     
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  16. Jul 28, 2021 at 3:35 AM
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    Big ones are King suspension, SSO bumper w/winch, Pelfreybuilt sliders.
    Looks like you gave us the only angles of your truck that looks good and your profile pic proves it. Your truck is likely a pinstriped fucked up catfish because you thought sliders prevented branches from touching your truck. I bet you hit six trees trying to show your wife how to drive your super special automatic transmission and you probably took the decals off so people wouldn't know you're driving a 4x2 sport off pavement because you were too broke to get a trim level that mattered. But hey you got sliders and wheels so at least it "looks" like you're tough even though in reality you only got the sliders to prevent door dings in the mall parking lot. At the end of the day you found some dirt in the kiddie play ground and lightly dusted the truck for "the gram" to make this photo only to hurry back to the pavement and re-ceramic coat it to make sure none of the dirt scratched your already pinstriped truck.
     
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  17. Jul 28, 2021 at 3:53 AM
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    I bet you got a manual transmission and still complains that "It HuNtS fOr GeArS" when you drive it. At least you managed to get a hood scoop but oh yeah it has no purpose and the only thing is sucks on is your ego because you think it makes you go vroom vroom even though it's not connected to anything. But judging from your headlights you're probably thinking the scoop is another good place for a light bar... It's a good thing you got beadlockers for all that rough terrain you're clearly traversing with your overlander. I bet your contemplating putting a 1.5k lbs pop up tent on top of your covered bed to make your truck even more unstable. But I get it, it's important to have a smooth ride and be far away when you make love to your furry imaginary gal pals Bambi and Thumper. I'm sure they're somewhere in this photo...along with the rest of your friends, or anyone who gives a damn about you or your truck for that matter.
     
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  18. Jul 28, 2021 at 5:03 AM
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    Cudgel

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    Thanks. I’ll read up on how to be a better dick….off to the oil change interval and octane threads…
     
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  19. Jul 28, 2021 at 6:39 AM
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    How did this seem like a worthwhile shot? Is that where you had to sit for your time out? Doesn’t mommy take away the “screens” anymore?

    My phone accidentally took a picture of lifeguard’s butt yesterday at my kid’s swim meet and there’s way more to look at and talk about.

    At least from that spot you can stare at your supercharger license plate frame and nod slowly and mumble how it makes all the difference at the dunes.
     
  20. Jul 28, 2021 at 7:43 AM
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    mmm tacos...

    mmm tacos... Mr. Fart

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    And now I’m dead
     
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