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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:25 PM
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    CClick23

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    Let’s hear it

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  2. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:29 PM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    Enkei wheels... for the "man" that wants JDM, but can only afford... well, Enkei wheels... They're the Pontiac Fiero of JDM wheels
     
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  3. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:32 PM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    God damn! Any more tire shine on those tires, and Dawn dish soap will be doing commercials in your driveway, as they wash off a baby duckling and roll Sarah Mclachlan music in the background.
     
  4. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:43 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    What the hell is this, @vecdran ’s poorer, blacker cousin? “You mean I’m gonna stay this color?”

    We get that you’re evoking Joel Schumacher Batman-with-the-nipples levels of 90s taste and class, but please, for the love of God, find something else to do—like mowing the lawn.

    Be nice about the tuner stuff, @Bertw192 , Casey-at-Bat already struck out with his two clapped out slammed VWs and is struggling to repurpose his old wheelsets and understand trucklife before his wife leaves him for someone with a bigger truck.
     
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  5. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:45 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Maybe you can help this guy out. Be careful what you wish for @Sabertoothdiego . And don’t leave him alone with your pets.
     
  6. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:47 PM
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    CClick23

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    Doing some research first, I respect it.

     
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  7. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:52 PM
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    Bertw192

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    Is it research when he already knew the info and just remembered it? @Malvolio is a TW stalker... he knows what you wore to bed last night. Or rather, what you didn't wear to bed... :spy:
     
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  8. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:59 PM
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    a2lowvw

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    While it's obvious you have the time to clean and primp your ride for the weekend mall crawler events lets talk about some lawn care. If you can't afford to have someone edge your lawn at least learn to do it yourself. It might take twice as long as it took you to apply the 5 gallons of tire shine to those lovely mall rated tires but your neighbors will actually be jealous of your driveway. Not because you have the holy grail off TRD Sports sitting on top of it but because it looks like you finally give a damn about something other that getting pedicures so your feet look "da Bomb" in sandals. Once you are done with the edging don't forget to clean up that rust spot on the concrete, it seriously looks like your frame is rusting cause you didn't do the A/C drain mod. Nobody with a hood scoop should be looked down upon so when somebody asks what model yours is just let them know it is basically a Pro only with Bilstein's instead of Fox's because durability is always a factory when you own a Toyota.
     
  9. Jul 28, 2021 at 12:59 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Can’t help but check out people’s special undies when a guy’s truck is so sleep-inducing that it might as well star in a Jello pudding-pop commercial.
     
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  10. Jul 28, 2021 at 1:09 PM
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    What we have here is the truck that would get lost in the parking lot of a Wall Mart where the owner is likely picking up Metamucil because his doctor said his lipid panel is shit. This is the only fiber the OP gets outside spitting sunflower seeds all over the green at the golf course. The owner likely fancies himself to be a UFC fighter or powerlifter, because he grew a beard, wears black, a got a Harley tattoo on his arm, but like his truck, the flesh of the truck is so weak it couldn't pull the condom off a limp dudes stick.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWVkBlztYUk
     
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  11. Jul 28, 2021 at 1:18 PM
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    Lmaooo

     
  12. Jul 28, 2021 at 3:25 PM
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    Everything in black... except your bank account.
     
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  14. Jul 28, 2021 at 11:07 PM
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    Pretty sure this is your wife’s Truck and you’re just looking for a little masculine approval after being spotted in your Prius while going to your spin class with your guy “friend” named Claus who gets manicures and pedicures and wears too much pink.
     
  15. Jul 28, 2021 at 11:12 PM
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    that’s not what the missis said :anonymous:
     
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  16. Jul 28, 2021 at 11:15 PM
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    Bambi and Thumper are tied up in the back
     
  17. Jul 28, 2021 at 11:18 PM
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    LMMFAO @ this thread.
     
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  18. Jul 29, 2021 at 5:18 AM
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    When I’m having a bad day, this cheers me up.
     
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  19. Jul 29, 2021 at 5:56 AM
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    Big ones are King suspension, SSO bumper w/winch, Pelfreybuilt sliders.
    If you have to tie up your own imaginary friends to keep them around, you're even more lonely than I thought.
     
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  20. Jul 29, 2021 at 8:13 AM
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    khaki2020offroad In the woods. Or on the couch.

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