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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Aug 9, 2021 at 6:09 PM
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    mosccat

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    Hey BRO, are you still hobo living behind that Walmart in Renton? I'll swing by and throw some change in your can...
     
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  2. Aug 9, 2021 at 6:18 PM
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    It's pretty sad that you wash your families bikes off when they get muddy but leave yours dirty so when you go down to the local park you can pretend to explain that you just hit some rad trails.

    P.s. I'd leave the bikes on the back all the time, they hide your sad truck pretty well...
     
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  3. Aug 9, 2021 at 6:47 PM
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    Anyone here ever see @Itchyfeet truck ???

    Rumor is that he joined on April 1st as a prank and then fell into a life long lie that he continues to this day, he actually drives a Ridgeline with 22" chromes and can't bring it to himself to leave TW.

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  4. Aug 9, 2021 at 6:55 PM
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    Nope, moved on to behind Taco Bell in Woodinville.

    But, since the barrel has clearly been scraped clean, let me queue up some new content. This will be a choose your own adventure type roast. It can be as difficult or as easy as you'd like.

    Theres my Tacoma...

    20210609_175950.jpg

    Or... if you'd prefer the low hanging fruit, there's my Hummer.

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  5. Aug 9, 2021 at 6:57 PM
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    I'd drive that shit with pride, at least it came with rear disc brakes which i'll need when I haul you mom home from the pasture. That extra weight in the bed is a bitch, but the fire break isn't going to clear itself.
     
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  6. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:22 PM
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    Apparently, Bert doesn’t count the War of 1812!
     
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  7. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:26 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    The prodigal OP returns!

    Boston, what the hell. Your question is like asking my aunt if her nipple rings give her pleasure. (It’s a stupid question because all of her piercings are for attention and only cause her pain and infections.)
     
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  8. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:32 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    No, apparently it’s a “hot hatch,” which is itchy’s name for how he cups his junk in a sweaty closed-finger paddle clutch while scrolling though TW with his submissive hand.
     
  9. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:34 PM
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    Abject4x4 Just another idiot on the internet

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    If you can’t afford a matching 5th wheel, why spend the money in the first place?
     
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  10. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:34 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::hattip::cheers:
     
  11. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:35 PM
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  12. Aug 9, 2021 at 7:42 PM
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    2WD Tacoma that's cute, is that all mom allowed you to buy? She must have figured with 2WD and an open diff you wouldn't stray to far off the 91 freeway.

    It's kind of like all the bikes on your bike rack, nothing worth stealing or that's capable. The dead give away is the spoke protector behind the cassette
     
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  13. Aug 9, 2021 at 9:39 PM
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    So that's the other side of R1! I had to turn around
    I'll avoid roasting it since you and everyone else did a fine job of that already.

    So that's what the nice side of R1 looks like! I had to turn around here, tumbleweeds/branches were getting way too close and I like the body scratch-free :) also used up some luck getting around a downed tree's pokey branches with a good inch to spare.[​IMG]
    Did go through some of the sand-like dunes though. Suuuuperr Fun riding area even if i was the only actual vehicle with the UTVs and a lot of R1 isnt touched from the wildfires. Still pretty clean at the end (taken at the entrance)
     
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  14. Aug 12, 2021 at 11:08 PM
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  15. Aug 12, 2021 at 11:22 PM
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    How about this?

    First Aid Burn Cream, Antiseptic Burn Relief, 0.9 gm Packets, 25 Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N3NKQT6
     
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  16. Aug 13, 2021 at 12:11 AM
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  17. Aug 13, 2021 at 12:24 AM
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    Aptaco272 TRASH PANDA

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    My truck... she is shy, she won't let me post her up.

    But your truck looks like it's owned by a retired Walmart employee with just enough money to get a junky shell and a decal.


    *jk*
    You requested a roast. I have not one issue with your truck irl. Just doing my best to be one of the cool forum members. I'm not good at that... so feel free to patronize me. :)
     
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  18. Aug 13, 2021 at 1:02 AM
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    FIFY

    Welcome... with practice it does become easier to throw some trash talk at other users, it's what this thread is all about. Nothing is taken or said too seriously here.

    You did well for your first roast, tbh @boston23 's truck is pretty blah so it's hard to make fun of ;)
     
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  19. Aug 13, 2021 at 7:48 AM
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    The fact that you own a Hummer....or really a wanna be Hummer with chrome... says it all.

    BUT....

    That you have bull bars on the front of both???? I can only hope there was a 2for1 sale on those because there just can't be any other explanation.

    One is for pushing Kias out of the way at Bellevue Square on your way to get a pedi ...

    The other is to push the Hummer out of the mall garage after your pedi when it won't start for the 3rd time this week. I just hope you don't chip the bright pink color on those toes on your way home.
     
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  20. Aug 13, 2021 at 8:05 AM
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    Ha! I literally just changed the starter on the "Hummer"
     
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