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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Sep 10, 2021 at 9:23 PM
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    Bertw192

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    Atta boy!
     
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  2. Sep 10, 2021 at 9:26 PM
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    StayinStock Looking for OP work

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    I do what I can. And thank you. Mom sure wuz proud.
     
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  3. Sep 10, 2021 at 9:29 PM
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    I bet!

    It's becoming much clearer why you're hunting animals with a bow and arrow...

    You haven't evolved much past that. Here I thought you were just a redneck with shit tattoos.
     
  4. Sep 10, 2021 at 9:39 PM
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    StayinStock Looking for OP work

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    I am, thank you!:fistbump:

    I thought this was suppose to be a roast, yet here I am getting compliments.
     
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  5. Sep 11, 2021 at 7:15 AM
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    @KB[/QUOTE]
    ”Almost got the nerve to start my own fire this time, Ma.”

    Keep trying, decaf TW hipster. More Buddhism and more matches. You’ll get there.
     
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  6. Sep 11, 2021 at 7:17 AM
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    Malvolio

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    We can wait for your overpriced lug nuts to arrive in the mail. Don’t skimp on the roast pic. Or post up the non-working BMW in your profile pic.
     
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  7. Sep 11, 2021 at 7:23 AM
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    I’m just glad to see you post a picture of a dog.
     
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  8. Sep 11, 2021 at 7:28 AM
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    What IS it with you wankbooth tint nerds? Just waste your money on all the crap @ZebraScissors stapled to his cheap truck before you give up and admit to the housing insecurity that makes you goo up the footwell—you know: the spot where real TW owners attach an overpriced gun with a magnet.
     
  9. Sep 11, 2021 at 7:31 AM
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    Keep tossing money into this stripper pole of a lodestar. You’ve got like three more years max until your kids and wife want nothing to do with the “adventure rig.”

    Suzy, want to go paddle board with Daddy? We haven’t gone on adventures in awhile.

    Leave me alone, Dad (she doesn’t look up from her phone), I’m busy.
     
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  10. Sep 11, 2021 at 10:37 AM
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    Ayee at least i gave your thread credit! :D
     
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  11. Sep 12, 2021 at 4:17 PM
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    Not mine, spotted mr. tin foil at the local shopping center. Roast away

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  12. Sep 12, 2021 at 4:21 PM
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    Dude goes HAM on his truck.

    I think there needs to be a "your truck only" policy in here. I only want to mock volunteers... no randos for me.
     
  13. Sep 13, 2021 at 4:49 PM
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    I need a roof rack, I know

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  14. Sep 13, 2021 at 4:55 PM
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    Ill play….


    *Searches how to overland on google*
     
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  15. Sep 13, 2021 at 5:06 PM
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    Looks like a modern version of Beverly Hillbillies.
     
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    Those utility poles in the background know that you need to quit posing as opposed to a roof rack.
     
  17. Sep 13, 2021 at 5:24 PM
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    Who wore it better?

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  18. Sep 13, 2021 at 6:33 PM
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    If only finally touching a rack could make you smile again.
     
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  19. Sep 14, 2021 at 9:40 PM
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    All the things!
    I like how you say, "I need a roof rack, I know" as if any of us were thinking that... uh... we assume you need a lot of things, but a roof rack wasn't one of them.

    Let me prioritize the things you need, before a roof rack, in descending order of importance.

    1. Penis enlargement
    2. Girlfriend
    3. Social awareness
    4. Friends
    5. Break from the internet (TW specifically)
    6. Non-piece of shit truck
    7. ...
    8. ...
    9. ...
    10. Roof rack
    Honestly, your parents would be happy if you could achieve any of points 2-5, and move out of their basement.
     
  20. Sep 14, 2021 at 9:42 PM
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