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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Oct 1, 2021 at 2:35 PM
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    StayinStock

    StayinStock Looking for OP work

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    I know! It looks like it got wet humped by an elephant.
     
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  2. Oct 1, 2021 at 4:19 PM
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    mosccat

    mosccat Well-Known Member

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    But @MaverickT883 does
     
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  3. Oct 1, 2021 at 5:38 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Man it’s tough being lost. Look how many times your tracks circled back and ended up at the same place. What a waste of time and effort! It sucks having no idea what to do.

    Just like all the work you put into your truck!
     
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  4. Oct 2, 2021 at 4:44 AM
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    AJ4mPR

    AJ4mPR Well-Known Member

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    hi, im Tom…
     
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  5. Oct 4, 2021 at 10:31 AM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    Oh my god! I always wanted a set of matte blue Volks, but was super worried how a dark blue wheel would look on MGM. Thank you for posting this and confirming it looks like utter dog shit!
     
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  6. Oct 5, 2021 at 11:32 AM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    If you look at a picture of your truck and can't tell what junk is bolted to it and what is in transport... that's a bad sign.

    Also, it's good thing you have a molle rack on the side of that truck. I can't think of a more useful location for med packs and ammo. Between that accessory and the color choice, it's clear to me that you're suffering from some military fomo. It's really a shame that they used to not let your kind in the military.
     
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  7. Oct 5, 2021 at 11:43 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    The man probably has a Molle belt-buckle too so he can remember where to strap it on. Ah, Florida trophy dads, what a breed. When oh when will he come infect my state with his cracked-driveway appeal?
     
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  8. Oct 5, 2021 at 11:54 AM
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    Shippe

    Shippe Well-Known Member

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    What the FUCK is going with your bed??
    Is that a swing set or portable telephone poles?

    Also what were you thinking with the whole half grey half baby neuro virus diaper shit wrap? What’d you do? Go to your local vinyl shop and ask what colors they had in the dumpster, and whatever it was, put it on?

    Come on, man, get your shit together.
     
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  9. Oct 5, 2021 at 9:39 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Hey, WD40, when are you posting up your new truck. You know, the one we all want to RAM? Or was that just your special friend’s?
     
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  10. Oct 6, 2021 at 9:22 AM
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    RustyGreen

    RustyGreen If you like to drive -- drive what you like !

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    "What’d you do? Go to your local vinyl shop and ask what colors they had in the dumpster..."

    Oh man, that one killed me -- I laughed so hard the cat got up and left. :rofl:
    Thanks for the good wheeze!
     
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  11. Oct 6, 2021 at 11:13 AM
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    DWD484 Thread Killer

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    Hahaha. That's not my truck, dude. A "special friend" of mine just bought it a couple weeks ago. Toy truck to play with. I drove it for a few days last week while "they" were out of town... & people can say what they want about the TRX, but it really is a badass well-built mutha fuckin truck. Super nice and super fast. It's actually kinda scary on regular roads with other vehicles around, lol. Only time will tell about it's reliability, but my "special friend" will more than likely sell it in a year, if that, and get some other dumb shit... Roast away!


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  12. Oct 6, 2021 at 12:31 PM
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    GeoTachnical

    GeoTachnical Well-Known Member

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    Ooof :101010:
     
  13. Oct 6, 2021 at 12:37 PM
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    mabepossibly

    mabepossibly I know enough to make an ass of myself

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    ??? Are you trying to trick people into thinking you bought a short bed?
     
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  14. Oct 6, 2021 at 12:39 PM
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    mabepossibly

    mabepossibly I know enough to make an ass of myself

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    Now does the dealer ask what size Affliction T shirt you wear or do they just guess and go down one size?
     
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  15. Oct 6, 2021 at 1:48 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Nice. No, I’ll save the roasting for people’s actual trucks. But your side piece has a nice home and sweet toys in that absolute simulation of a neighborhood.
     
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  16. Oct 6, 2021 at 2:23 PM
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    Saturnine

    Saturnine I am a meat popsicle

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    i'll use my next paycheck to get the truck wrapped

    the truck wrap:
    that's not something you can pay for in stages.
     
  17. Oct 6, 2021 at 3:10 PM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    I know I'm a crayon eater, but I'm more impressed by the garage lights than the truck.
     
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  18. Oct 6, 2021 at 3:11 PM
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    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    Those clouds totally look CG.
     
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  19. Oct 8, 2021 at 7:20 AM
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    Is that fake bird shit on the roof?! I guess patience really is a virtue, considering that you can't wait for a real bird to take a real shit on your fucking roof. Way to let everyone know exactly what kind of asshole you are.
     
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  20. Oct 8, 2021 at 7:23 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    You can tell a lot about a guy based on his friends.
     
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