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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. May 28, 2020 at 8:57 PM
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    stun gun

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    It’s like a National Geographic informational about how horny toads try to stay hidden.


    Meanwhile, I’m like “I CAN SEE YOU.”
     
  2. May 28, 2020 at 8:58 PM
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    mrw stun gun gets all the accolades and I troll too

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  3. May 28, 2020 at 8:59 PM
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    all you need now is a starbucks edition sticker for that caramel frappuccino paint job
     
  4. May 28, 2020 at 9:00 PM
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    I try to exercise restraint but my shit comes out whenever I read, “I’m new to the truck world, but I’m about to start a hardcore overland build... where should I start? Budget $15 dollars
     
  5. May 28, 2020 at 9:00 PM
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    You troll softly. Sorry babe.
     
  6. May 28, 2020 at 9:02 PM
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  7. May 28, 2020 at 9:03 PM
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    where is your nose?
     
  8. May 28, 2020 at 9:05 PM
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  9. May 28, 2020 at 9:07 PM
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    Lots, straight from the factory.
    Serious question, before I talk shit... are you ex-military?
     
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  10. May 28, 2020 at 9:08 PM
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    Lots, straight from the factory.
    She cut it off to spite her face.
     
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  11. May 28, 2020 at 9:17 PM
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    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    *Asking because my truck really, really wants to be ex-military.

    Who asks permission before shit talking in a roast!!?!?
     
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  12. May 28, 2020 at 9:19 PM
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    Because if he’s ex-military, I won’t talk shit about his flag sticker. He earned the right. Otherwise I’d call him a flamboyant boot licker.
    Flame thread or not, I respect the people that serve. That’s a line I won’t cross.
     
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  13. May 28, 2020 at 9:21 PM
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    monkey out of curiosity, why would ex-military matter for the flag decal?
     
  14. May 28, 2020 at 9:25 PM
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    Well, honestly, not sure. I was about to give him a bunch of shit, and then was like “maybe this dude served”. So I stopped.

    Goddamnit, that sure sucked the fun out of the fucking thread.

    Sorry guys, not intending to be the fun sponge.

    Time to carry on with shit talking and making fun of your overweight mothers shimmying into my access cab for fun on @Amanhowzit taco mom’s futon mattress.
     
  15. May 28, 2020 at 9:25 PM
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    But we already know he’s kinda into s&m?
     
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  16. May 28, 2020 at 9:26 PM
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    Kind of? That’s like saying Michael Jackson was “kind of” weird.
     
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  17. May 28, 2020 at 9:29 PM
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    Whatever, let’s bring kids into this. Here’s my rig with kid bikes.

    Let’s see where this all goes.

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  18. May 28, 2020 at 9:30 PM
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    I see girls bikes, bigger wheels... teen dreams?

    If they’re under 18, keep drinking milk babies. Daddy will be waiting.
     
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  19. May 28, 2020 at 9:38 PM
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    thats not your kid's bike. thats your bike. and the other people are just using you for a lift to the trails
     
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  20. May 28, 2020 at 9:42 PM
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    That's three adult bikes. Wife invite her friend, the one you shouldn't worry about?
     

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