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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jan 12, 2021 at 5:31 PM
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    Ensemble88

    Ensemble88 Well-Known Member

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    Big ones are King suspension, SSO bumper w/winch, welded on sliders, and lots of tiny ones.
    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  2. Jan 12, 2021 at 5:57 PM
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    khaki2020offroad

    khaki2020offroad In the woods. Or on the couch.

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    your napkin looks saturated - other than that murded out does look good if you are a felon or excon.
     
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  3. Jan 12, 2021 at 6:04 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    You were a cheesy goth in high school, right? Like, you wore several different colors of faded black clothes and Doc Martin’s, but you couldn’t help having your red Gwen Stefani tragic kingdom apple patch on your backpack and a blue pacifier necklace from the one fake rave where you also blew $50 on a sugar pill and still thought you were “spinning... wow...”
     
  4. Jan 12, 2021 at 10:09 PM
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    Shippe

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    Nice fuckin shackles and winch. I bet they help a ton when you get stuck on the parking barriers outside the JC Penney. And those tinted fog lights... I bet all the Hot Topic employees think you’re so edgy. Too bad you’ve made your lights even less functional than the already were.
     
  5. Jan 12, 2021 at 10:34 PM
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    AustinMada

    AustinMada Thinking About Tacos

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    Head forklift operator :rofl:
     
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  6. Jan 13, 2021 at 4:46 AM
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    Itchyfeet

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    $15 an hour and getting to drive a Toyota forklift all day is the life
     
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  7. Jan 13, 2021 at 5:01 AM
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    Ensemble88

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    +10 for content -9 because you didn't mention the truck itself once. Boooo!


    :crapstorm::crapstorm::crapstorm::luvya:
     
  8. Jan 13, 2021 at 7:44 AM
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    81shark

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    is the winch for when you get stuck on the snow hill at the mall?
     
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  9. Jan 13, 2021 at 7:57 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    I did, dude. You missed it. Metaphors are different than similes.
     
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  10. Jan 13, 2021 at 7:57 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    Its for snatching the ex's trashcans while still technically adhering to the terms of the restraining order.
     
  11. Jan 13, 2021 at 8:04 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    How do you get that much line on the spool? Interested in your setup.

    398B9F0D-2F78-46FB-9BE4-452BAFC0F666.jpg
     
  12. Jan 13, 2021 at 9:41 AM
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    oyemengitsamie

    oyemengitsamie amie.

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  13. Jan 13, 2021 at 10:21 AM
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    khaki2020offroad

    khaki2020offroad In the woods. Or on the couch.

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    played out like Beyoncé on 2016
     
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  14. Jan 13, 2021 at 10:24 AM
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    81shark

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    Wow. Amazing. Nice job making it stand out from the tw crowd
     
  15. Jan 13, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    So when you went and posted on that rate-my-penis forum, it got no comments. It got no likes, no positive remarks, and in a weird disturbing way, it didn't get made fun of either. No comments, no reactions, it just got ignored and buried below a bunch of penises that were getting a lot more attention.

    So you went home and built a truck about it.
     
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  16. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:01 AM
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    Katzkins, sport hood, 17"×8.5" SCS Ray10 matte gunmetal wheels with BFG KO2 265/70/17 tires, heavily modified Mobtown bed bars, tinted windows, Mesojdm OR taillights, TRD Pro skid plate, ADS Ext Suspension, TRD Pro shift knob, TRD Pro Rigid fog lights, TRD Pro grille, passenger smart handle, SSO Slimline bumper with Warn M8000 synthetic winch, TC bed stiffeners, RCI hidden hitch rear bumper
    Congrats on the truck! Now do something to it so we can mock it.

    Seriously, why didn't you just take a picture of the dealer's lot? How the fuck are we supposed to roast a nearly bone stock truck?

    OMG! Window visors, a pro grille, and a stupid monochromatic badge... my roast cup runneth over...
     
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  17. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:04 AM
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    Bertw192

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    Oh! A fabric tonneau cover! All the inconvenience of a hard cover, with none of the security. Thank God it adds to the aesthetics... looks like used garbage bags stretched over an ill fitting framework. Really splurged on that mod...
     
  18. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:08 AM
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    DWD484

    DWD484 Wuz Here

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    How incredibly rude, parking that piece of shit next to the "No Dumping" sign.
     
  19. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:08 AM
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    Bertw192

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    Keep blacking shit out on that turd. At least that way we won't be able to see that eyesore at night.

    Also... who buys a winch, before upgrading the tires? Like putting racing slicks on a tractor.
     
  20. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:10 AM
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