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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:14 AM
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    DWD484

    DWD484 Wuz Here

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    Not 4wd. Tries it's best to look 4wd. Still not 4wd. Weird.
     
  2. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    I thought i just roasted this one.
     
  3. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:19 AM
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    HashTaco

    HashTaco Well-Known Member

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    You tryna say all MGM's look the same o_O
     
  4. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:23 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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  5. Jan 13, 2021 at 11:33 AM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    Katzkins, sport hood, 17"×8.5" SCS Ray10 matte gunmetal wheels with BFG KO2 265/70/17 tires, heavily modified Mobtown bed bars, tinted windows, Mesojdm OR taillights, TRD Pro skid plate, ADS Ext Suspension, TRD Pro shift knob, TRD Pro Rigid fog lights, TRD Pro grille, passenger smart handle, SSO Slimline bumper with Warn M8000 synthetic winch, TC bed stiffeners, RCI hidden hitch rear bumper
    Nice sexual predator steps :spy:... helps the kids get in the truck... right?

    You must still be waiting on the "TRD Free Candy Edition" bedside decal.
     
  6. Jan 13, 2021 at 12:03 PM
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    HashTaco

    HashTaco Well-Known Member

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    Those are for me! I'm 5'2" and need them, so this way I don't have to keep stopping people passing by to pick me up and chuck me into the driver seat
     
  7. Jan 13, 2021 at 1:01 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Those ARE his upgraded tires.
     
  8. Jan 13, 2021 at 1:02 PM
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    Ensemble88

    Ensemble88 Well-Known Member

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    Big ones are King suspension, SSO bumper w/winch, welded on sliders, and lots of tiny ones.
    Grey...you chose the most bland color possible, but I'm sure it matches your labotomized personality. If there was a soccer-mom tacoma trim, this would be it.

    At least you can tell your girl why your T levels are low, because you couldn't afford real mods like a real man.

    Nice tires...too bad the tread is gonna dissolve by the time you finish your first trip to the mall and you'll be back to riding on 31's again.

    And sweet stickers and letters on your grill man, was that professional? I bet you paid someone $250 to install those because you couldn't figure out how to do it yourself.

    The only reason you must've got predator steps and a lift was to feel like a trucker getting into a big rig, except you bought a midsized truck, so it just feels like you're getting into the tundra you could've gotten for the price difference of your mods.

    From your picture, I'll leave you with this. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to talk about your truck, does anyone give a shit?
     
  9. Jan 13, 2021 at 1:02 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Careful, you just lost Ensemble88.
     
  10. Jan 13, 2021 at 2:58 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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  11. Jan 13, 2021 at 3:17 PM
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    Itchyfeet

    Itchyfeet Well-Known Member

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    Screams i'm the first guy to ask the following questions on TW

    Why is my MPG like square body chebby on boggers bad

    How do I add 4WD
     
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  12. Jan 13, 2021 at 3:19 PM
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    Itchyfeet

    Itchyfeet Well-Known Member

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    MGM says I don't have an accent wall in my house and all the walls and moldings are still white
     
  13. Jan 13, 2021 at 3:39 PM
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    Bertw192

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    Dude, this isn't even true. I own an MGM and my accent wall is Egg Shell White, while the rest are Bleached Sand Dollar White... and sure, all my molding is plain White, but that's just until we get new flooring...

    Seriously though, 15 years in this house and your comment describes me perfectly.
     
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  14. Jan 13, 2021 at 3:47 PM
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    GrundleJuice

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    :rofl:

    JFC I need to spend more time in this thread.
     
  15. Jan 13, 2021 at 4:09 PM
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    TexasTacoma713

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    Are you Puerto Rican?
     
  16. Jan 13, 2021 at 5:01 PM
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    HashTaco

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  17. Jan 13, 2021 at 5:10 PM
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    PinStripes

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    Hey man let's take it easy on the home decorations (or lack of). My walls may all be white but even I didn't pick MGM... they had another shade of grey. God damn, that comment really hits home.
     
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  18. Jan 13, 2021 at 5:27 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    003810ad19e8eab7754106736ec03644.jpg

    Nothing says you have your shit together like a thousand bucks worth of generic art from the Home Store, and a pint of valspar paint that you picked solely from whatever name the marketing wanks came up with. Paint colors like "Dressed to the Nines," "Oyster Bay," and "Blue Fedora."

    People do silently judge you and that fact that the only thing decorating your walls is the 20 gauge speaker wire held up with push pins, running to your 3.1 "surround" system.

    :cookiemonster:
     
  19. Jan 13, 2021 at 5:45 PM
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    couldn’t afford a root top tent
     
  20. Jan 13, 2021 at 6:37 PM
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    Nfab running boards, tint, Sprint booster v3, T4R Pro SEMA rims, MESO fuse panel cover, MESO puddle lights
    Nothing says "I need to sew my oats" more than an open range Hillbilly cruiser with a tent. Bet those Farm Llamas feel all cozy at night...
     

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