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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. Jan 13, 2021 at 6:52 PM
    #1101
    Itchyfeet

    Itchyfeet Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't afford a root canal either
     
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  2. Jan 14, 2021 at 12:57 AM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Is that code for a condom?

    We know, we know, the “Gerbera Circle” version was out of stock. Sucks.

    At least your truck doesn’t have those stupid black stickers on the hood or some crappy aftermarket grille.

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  3. Jan 14, 2021 at 6:06 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    This is the guy that frequently shows up at drum circles with his tie-dyed shirt and cargo shorts that he bought at Kohl's. He makes a show of partaking in whatever is being passed, completely unaware that others are annoyed by how much slobber-lip he puts into it. Exactly 5 minutes after that, as if it were on a timer, he waves his arms slowly in front of his face while saying "whoa, brah, this is some righteous shit", then fake-stumbles towards his truck to grab a glowstick necklace. In reality he's only there for the promise of free love, and yet he's the only one that consistently goes back to his tent solo. Even Kenny got a pity-lay that one time. He thinks nobody notices the late night jerk session or the quiet sobbing afterwards, but you'd be surprised how far sound travels in camp.



    :anonymous::anonymous:
     
  4. Jan 14, 2021 at 6:53 AM
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    Wasatchrider

    Wasatchrider Well-Known Member

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    hood sticker, grill check
     
  5. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:03 AM
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    cchicoine

    cchicoine Well-Known Member

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    OME Nitrochargers and springs, Dakar heavy leaf pack, ECGS Bushing, Firestone airbags, MBRP cat-back Exhaust, FabFours Premium front bumper, Cali Raised LED ditch pods, CB radio, Motegi MR150 bronze wheels 16x8 0" offset, Cooper ST Maxx 285/75 R16, Leer canopy, Thule Crossbars, Relentless Fab Tailgate reinforcement, painted headlights, AVS wind deflectors, custom fabbed sled deck in the winter.
    I'm ready for it, roast away.

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  6. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:20 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    Its like the world's ugliest dog contest, but in truck form.

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  7. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:22 AM
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    cchicoine

    cchicoine Well-Known Member

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    OME Nitrochargers and springs, Dakar heavy leaf pack, ECGS Bushing, Firestone airbags, MBRP cat-back Exhaust, FabFours Premium front bumper, Cali Raised LED ditch pods, CB radio, Motegi MR150 bronze wheels 16x8 0" offset, Cooper ST Maxx 285/75 R16, Leer canopy, Thule Crossbars, Relentless Fab Tailgate reinforcement, painted headlights, AVS wind deflectors, custom fabbed sled deck in the winter.
    Saw that one coming :rofl:
     
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  8. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:30 AM
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    dnlskier

    dnlskier Well-Known Member

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  9. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:46 AM
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    MattCowsmasher

    MattCowsmasher Well-Known Member

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    Lifted, armored, lumenz w/ switches, positraked, long legged, big tars, debadged with a hood skewp
    If your truck was a person.
     
  10. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:50 AM
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    MattCowsmasher

    MattCowsmasher Well-Known Member

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    Lifted, armored, lumenz w/ switches, positraked, long legged, big tars, debadged with a hood skewp
    The lady and doggo are disappointed to be seen associated with the lame hood decal and Lowe’s grill.
     
  11. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:55 AM
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    AdventureTaquito

    AdventureTaquito Well-Known Member

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    I want to go home feeling more insecure than I already am
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  12. Jan 14, 2021 at 9:57 AM
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    GrundleJuice

    GrundleJuice Well-Known Member

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    Holy shit, that is stupid.

    Is that mongoloid chin strap good for anything? It looks heavy AF, sticks out further than stock so it ruins approach angle, has a damage multiplier weekend to the top of it and still no place for a winch. What kind of moron would buy that?
     
  13. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:03 AM
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    HashTaco

    HashTaco Well-Known Member

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    It was a present from his wife when he came home after hitting his 4th pole of the year
     
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  14. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:03 AM
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    dnlskier

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  15. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:15 AM
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    khaki2020offroad

    khaki2020offroad In the woods. Or on the couch.

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    Butt indentations
    As seen on instagram followed by xgerbil

    did you smash your truck on the passenger side on your way to this illegal spot?
     
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  16. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:17 AM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    The walls of your house are thin enough that the neighbors can hear you loud and clear when you yell "Dee! Cee! EL! BEE!" as your finishing sex move. Your gal knows you're fantasizing about someone, but she doesnt know that it lives in the garage just below you. She suspects somethings up though. Mainly because whenever you go for a post-coital cuddle, you go downstairs and spoon the truck.
     
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  17. Jan 14, 2021 at 10:23 AM
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    SoCal_Erik

    SoCal_Erik Well-Known Member

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    (taking this way back.)


    Those are some big pasties.
     
  18. Jan 14, 2021 at 11:17 AM
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    MattCowsmasher

    MattCowsmasher Well-Known Member

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    Lifted, armored, lumenz w/ switches, positraked, long legged, big tars, debadged with a hood skewp
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  19. Jan 14, 2021 at 12:02 PM
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    Ensemble88

    Ensemble88 Well-Known Member

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    Big ones are King suspension, SSO bumper w/winch, Pelfreybuilt sliders.
    It looks like you went to harbor freight and sprayed your wheels with the cheapest gold spray paint they had. I recommend you strap yourself to that roof rack of yours and let your truck idle off a cliff. At least you'll have finally taken that princess off the pavement.
     
  20. Jan 14, 2021 at 12:14 PM
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    Itchyfeet

    Itchyfeet Well-Known Member

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    Owned by the type of dude that lugs around a gallon jug of water, has a weight belt on and wears lifting gloves, except he just sits on his phone sifting thru the latest Tinder thots and has no gainz
     

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