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Roast my Tacoma! (3rd gen edition)

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by boston23, May 28, 2020.

  1. May 13, 2021 at 3:45 PM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    That's a badass truck... I assume. I can't see it through all of the garbage you're hoarding in that garage.
     
  2. May 13, 2021 at 3:45 PM
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    BudFriendguy

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    Broooooo too soon I am still moving through the stages of grief on that...
     
  3. May 13, 2021 at 3:46 PM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster knows nothing, yet an expert in everything.

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    On the next edition of Hoarders...

    Voted most likely to be crushed by Christmas decorations while trying to climb into his truck.
     
  4. May 13, 2021 at 3:47 PM
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    Malvolio

    Malvolio free zip ties for Stun

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    Who knows. Can’t reach it.
     
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  5. May 13, 2021 at 3:47 PM
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    BudFriendguy

    BudFriendguy Finger Sniffer

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    "A truck? Ah yes.. 'a truck'... I know there is one here somewhere let me just check..."

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. May 13, 2021 at 3:48 PM
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    Bertw192

    Bertw192 Well-Known Member

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    All the things!
    Barf-all-on-ya red... because pink wasn't an option.
     
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  7. May 13, 2021 at 3:49 PM
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    Bertw192

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    Don't go that way! Never go that way! That leads straight to the castle.... Love that movie.
     
  8. May 13, 2021 at 3:49 PM
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    BudFriendguy

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    *Actual photo of @Malvolio after he dunks on me*

    [​IMG]
     
  9. May 13, 2021 at 3:52 PM
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    Dirk Diggler

    Dirk Diggler Under the Stun Gun

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    Where's the truck ? Thank God you have all the climbing gear, as you'll need to scale the summit of crap you keep loading in your garage. When you make it to the top of Mt Bullshit, hoist that sick pirate flag when you do to let us know you're still alive. Then you can use that kayak or conoe to rip some sick swells down the backside.

    Looks like you spent some time building that wall for practice next to the truck. Can use the passenger side to bounce off and soften your fall instead of a crash pad.

    By how much crap you've acquired in your garage/mini K-16 training facility, I'd be a betting man and say you need that cap on your truck to stuff even more shit you think you need into that too.

    Seriously, are you running a half ass dry cleaning service for the clothes hanging up? Remember...

    no-ticky.jpg
     
  10. May 13, 2021 at 3:53 PM
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    I don’t even know where to start… Or where to step. WTF?!
     
  11. May 13, 2021 at 3:53 PM
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    jt13077

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    Is that your walking around helmet? Or your driving (assuming you can get the truck out) helmet?
     
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  12. May 13, 2021 at 3:54 PM
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    Th6nh

    Th6nh Let's taco bout it

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    Never heard of an sr5 offroad. Where can I buy one of these?
     
  13. May 13, 2021 at 3:55 PM
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    Posts hundreds of pictures of his truck in other threads, airs his dirty laundry here instead.

    Pretty much sums up the level of shame, dosen't it?
     
  14. May 13, 2021 at 4:00 PM
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    Malvolio

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  15. May 13, 2021 at 4:01 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    Dude you are so stoned you walked into that dealer fully intending to buy a Prius and somehow accidentally got a pickup truck instead. Your trade-in was a vintage fixed-gear Bianchi.

    A six pack says that you could throw a dart through your ear gauges.

    When Dave Chappelle listed off the six different kinds of smoker, he forgot to mention the conversationalist- the kind of smoker that will get kicked out of a live performance of Cats because he kept trying to have a conversation with whomever was on stage.


     
  16. May 13, 2021 at 4:01 PM
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    Dirk Diggler

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    My god you're a glutton for punishment.

    Sweet penis enlarger pump dude
     
  17. May 13, 2021 at 4:02 PM
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    So inaccurate and still somehow I am compelled to take offense...
     
  18. May 13, 2021 at 4:04 PM
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    Malvolio

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    He meant me you narcissist!!
    Edit: LOL, I was laughing so hard I didn’t realize he was quoting your ass from two pages back. Because I’m a narcissist!:rofl:
     
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  19. May 13, 2021 at 4:04 PM
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    Pickup truck didn't do the trick so it was time for the ole fallback.
     
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  20. May 13, 2021 at 10:04 PM
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    RatDaddy

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    Wow, holy mother of god. Where to start here.

    Did king kong just blow his load through a condom with pieces all over your garage? Must have been a hard shot as it looked like it dismantled a storm trooper standing by your front driver side wheel.

    Or does your garage also serve as a car wash with the rubber paint slappers dangling over it?

    With all the crap against your truck, did you buy it as a garage queen to ogle as you spank the monkey dreaming about the off road ventures you will never actually do.

    Also your next truck upgrade should be a washer and dryer for the house, you won't have to hang dry crap in the garage.

    And I hope your other car is not a prius I see.
     

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