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Rules for Kickin' Ass

Discussion in 'Military' started by 98tacoma27, Oct 20, 2010.

  1. Oct 20, 2010 at 5:37 AM
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    98tacoma27

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    Rules for the Non-Military

    Make sure you read #13

    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our
    great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
    military.

    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are
    a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:


    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat)
    during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

    2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag
    in protest - kick their ass.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the
    highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing
    otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans
    fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.
    Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make
    this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks
    their ass.


    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
    Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
    Others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.

    Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were
    seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your
    ass kicked.


    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them,
    'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such
    ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

    6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military',
    inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.


    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on
    your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
    heart.
    Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
    carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.


    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it!
    If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your
    ass!

    10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*),
    'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
    endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service
    member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them
    could get your ass kicked.

    11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
    military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
    religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
    remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
    marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.


    12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of
    the press.

    It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

    It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom
    to demonstrate.

    It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
    and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

    AND ONE MORE:

    13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -
    KICK THEIR ASS.
     
  2. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:08 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    Amen!
     
  3. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:13 AM
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    Pugga

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    Some humor for you military folks out there.

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  4. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:29 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    x2 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
  5. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:40 AM
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    Namyo

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    God bless America! :pray:
     
  6. Oct 20, 2010 at 7:09 AM
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  7. Oct 20, 2010 at 7:14 AM
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    12) Will Do!

    13) Will Do!
     
  8. Oct 20, 2010 at 2:50 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

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  9. Oct 20, 2010 at 3:48 PM
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    Great thread! :)
     
  10. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:37 PM
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    tacomathom

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    Those rules are just common sense. Thank you for reminding us!
     
  11. Oct 20, 2010 at 6:57 PM
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    I was just explaining about the flag and how to act around it to my daughter, whom is 5yrs old. We have ya'lls back. I can't stand guys that wear BDU's when you know they didn't serve.
     
  12. Oct 20, 2010 at 7:14 PM
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    Great post, and I agree 110%. :amen: :thumbsup:
     
  13. Oct 20, 2010 at 7:29 PM
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    Where is number 8?
     
  14. Oct 20, 2010 at 7:45 PM
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    That was awesome! Let's trickle this down into the scholastic curriculum and develop generations that truly understand why the above is so important.

    On a side note, I'm SO glad to see #6 up there :D
     
  15. Oct 20, 2010 at 10:41 PM
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  16. Oct 20, 2010 at 10:47 PM
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    repost :anonymous:
     
  17. Oct 21, 2010 at 5:49 AM
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    I don't think we mind seeing it again! People need to be reminded.
     
  18. Oct 21, 2010 at 7:40 AM
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    Agreed! First time Ive seen it, glad I did!
     
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