San Diego BS Thread.

My uncle owns a zoo in NC and he says you can buy a tiger for about $200, the only problem is that you spend about $200 a week feeding it. He owned 2 of them, and he would need to feed them a goat about once a week.

 

well I say get a tiger, and a COUPLE of shelter dogs. The tiger wont eat you until you run out of dogs for it to eat.

 

I think I read somewhere last week that there was someone adopting dogs and cats from shelters then using them as target practice... Fucked up if it's true

 

I've heard people use kittens to hunt for yotes

 

Special place in hell for them.

 

yeah I may joke around, but in reality i love dogs and could never intentionally hurt one.

 

on another note I heard the shelter just made a deal with a chinese buffet!

 

I want a mountain lion. But a coyote would work better to kill off little yapping dogs.

 

And my cat hunts rats and hate cleaning their guts off my front step. So how can my cat get a coyote? Cycle of life time for my cat ....hah j/k

 

Hell no! fucking mountain lion would eat a yapping dog for a warm up! Then it starts giving you bedroom eyes.

 

i have mountain lions in my back yard. i live right next to a golf course, and hey are spotted there once in a while. last winter, at the pond next door, the neighbor found a dead deer( or what was left of a dead deer). not coyotes according the the paw prints found around the carcass.

 

Thats because they are on the menu as well, lol.

 

my uncle from Arkansas raised a mountain lion from a cub...

He converted a room in his house to a giant cage with reinforced walls to keep it inside.. eventually realized he couldn't tame that beast and set it free

 

Mountain Loins scare the shit out of me, I seldom see them and spend a lot of time in their neighborhoods while hunting. I see sign all the time but they are super elusive.

Few years ago I was on top of a mounting up in Jawbone Canyon off the 14 and there was a light layer of snow, I was walking across this table top mountain and hopped up on this rock out cropping to get a better view of the canyon below. Took a few minute break and got a super creepy feeling, shook it off and climbed back down. Literally in my boot tracks in the snow was cat tracks, I couldn't figure out where it went, I just walked back the way I came and it had been tracking me for a couple hundred yards. I never did see it but sure as hell was scared.

 

allow me to clarify lol. we have ASS loads of yotes. i manage to drop one every 2 months or so. only the ones that come close when im out or ones the fuck with my dogs. all others get a hall pass. i bury them about 200 yards out behind the house. keeps them back past that till the scent wears off lol

 

Very Stealthy cats.

 

maybe the smell of you shitting yourself scared it off after you saw the tracks.

 

i dont go back there in the mornings/evenings without my sidearm. that being said, i still fucking jump when a rabbit goes through the brush.

 

I would of thought to have seen a mountain lion by now with all the night time fishing ventures I've taken but it seems like coyotes and rattle snakes is all I get to find.