Saved! Stuck in San Antonio Help

Which way did you enter in?
I’ve had 2 beers but I am willing to help. There is also a good police presence in stone oak.

 

As soon as you 0ass the memory clinic coming from 281 there is a for sale sign and a dirt entrance. After the hill stay right or there is a huge drop and follow the trail. I'm the dumbass sitting there. Call me at 1-800-porn-hub. l. I know I know don't post your phone number. I will delete it. Also 100 bucks if you get me out!

 

I'll winch you out, but you need to wait at least 6 hours for me to sober up

 

I might take a shit first hold up

 

I'll be there in 18 hours!

 

Also, crawl control didn't get me out guys

 

You have to have traction for it to work

 

Shocking.

 

Do you have an exact location or have I been drinking too much to respond?

 

If you are asking, I don't think so.

 

If you have to ask then yes?

 

Is it all mud out there? Currently on the toilet in the event we’re both camping out there lol

 

There is a tree 90 degrees to the right of me. I put a chain on my recovery hook and used a cone along with no movement at all

 

I want you good, but i am currently a little drunk. If you're situation cab wait I'll be there for you, but i do not drive inebriated.

 

any luck fried chicken?

 

https://youtu.be/K1MfZad6Z1Y

Is embarrassing for me because the fire guy is him lol

I'm sorry, man, I'll find resources, but until then I won't drive

 

Can you text me your location. Im at the dominion. 9568744595

 

One guy is on the shitter and the other is buzzed. I sense impending doom.