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Simple Home Remedies

Discussion in 'Health' started by chris4x4, May 21, 2009.

  1. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

    Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

    You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
     
  2. 98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 :POOPCORN: Staff Member

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    Question regarding #5. Isn't it the purpose of the snooze function to allow you to go back to sleep for a few minutes?
     
  3. chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    I dont question them, I just post them...:cool:
     
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    fletch aka www.BeLikeBrit.org

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    With these being your rules, it explains alot of what I have read about you and your exploits. Like a cat with many lives.
     
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    lol! yes but thats the point! A lot of people snooze too much.....like me! Maybe I should try this :(

    Im loving the laxative one.

    I opened this thread hoping to find some useful information, and I did! lol

    Nice post Chris!
     
  6. Untamed_SS

    Untamed_SS Stayed Up Too Late

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    I push my snooze on my phone for hours! Without even knowing it. I hate it.

    10:30 in the morning, my phone is saying, "Wake up! 8:15"

    Never even remember 8:15. Or every 5 minutes after that. :confused:
     
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    My alarm clock goes off at 6 am. It is set for radio mode because I hate the beeping. I keep my phone on the night stand and it goes off at 6:15. Then I hit the snooze for ten minutes.
     
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    8: If you are depressed, drink alcohol. it helps relieve the pain.
     
  9. Brunes

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    I think you under rate alcohol- Should be #8: If you have a problem, alcohol will fix it.
     
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