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Six reasons think before you speak

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by David Tarantino, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. Mar 3, 2010 at 7:31 AM
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    David Tarantino

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    Think before you speak...

    Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
    the last one is great!
    Have you ever spoken and wished that you could

    immediately take the words back...
    or that you could crawl into a hole?
    Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....

    FIRST TESTIMONY:

    I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
    and asked loudly,
    'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'

    I turned around and walked back out and never went back

    My husband didn't say a word...
    he knew better.
    SECOND TESTIMONY:

    I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
    I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

    After browsing for several minutes,

    I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
    He asked if he could help me.
    Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

    THIRD TESTIMONY:

    My sister and I were at the mall and

    passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.

    As we were looking at the display case,

    the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

    I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'

    My sister started to laugh hysterically.

    The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

    To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

    FOURTH TESTIMONY:
    Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
    My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
    One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
    While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,

    so of course I checked

    my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.

    The realized that Danny

    had not asked to go potty in a while.
    I asked him if he needed to go,
    and he said 'No'
    I kept thinking
    'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'

    Then I said,
    'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'

    'No,' he replied.
    I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

    Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
    bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled

    'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'

    While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

    he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
    An old couple made me feel better,
    thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

    LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

    This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
    and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
    in the future, likely think before she speaks.
    What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
    We had a female news anchor that,
    the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
    turned to the weatherman and asked:
    'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
    Not only did HE have to leave the set,
    but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

    laugh and remember

    we all say things we don't really mean,

    so think before you speak!!!!!



    :D
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  2. Mar 3, 2010 at 7:34 AM
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    joneill03

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    LOL I've seen this one before, but always a good read.
    The first one has to be made up. What dude would go with the wife and kids to a hair salon?
     
  3. Mar 3, 2010 at 8:04 AM
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    Im starting to look forward to this everyday! Keep it up! I'm forwards this to all my friends.
     
  4. Mar 3, 2010 at 8:34 AM
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    Sittin here at work looking at all the reasons and have to say thanks, you absolutely made my day. Ken

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    LOL that's funny
     
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