SOLD: [Brooklyn, NY] 23 foot fishing boat

you are right, my dam arm is tired.

 

We just need one crazy buyer.

 

Figured you would have the hook up

 

Ha!
Wait, is that a complement, or.....?

 

Honestly! I think it was a compliment.

 

You telling the truth??

 

like to keep folks guessing

 

I’d lie to my mother before I’d lie to you. Honestly

 

no wonder this dam boat isn't selling

there is lots of lieing around goin on.

 

You always have me guessing. .. .. ..

 

good to know that it's working.

 

Liar!!!

 

I’m sorry.










Truthfully!

 

The whole idea of boat sales is sunk!


some times I crack myself up!

 

So fellas, the wife complaining cause her membership at Titanium Tan is about to expire? You know she has to look good for your company's 10 year anniversary party. While you're holding back her hair and she's puking on that new summer dress she ordered from TJ Maxx, you can marvel at the fact that she has virtually no tan lines! Why, you ask? Because you manned up and purchased this fabulous boat so she and her friends could get that organic tan they have always been envious of. Hell, you might even take the young uns out on their first fishing trip with the ole man. You'll be the talk of the break room every Monday morning! So buy this boat while you still have a chance.

 

Well now...
Here I was thinking that @Spare Parts was the master salesman on the forum.

I think the tide has turned...

 

At @StayinStock has upped the game, but can he keep it up?

 

Now I want tacos