Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Actually it was 3 Secret Service agents, 6 SDPD homicide detectives & 4 SDPD SWAT guys with that armored truck they got... fuck what a day....

 

Holy shit. Wrong house again?

 

I have driven it. Pretty sweet.

 

I can only imagine. I have an RS4 and I know what it's like to step on the gas of that I can only imagine the R8, esp with the 10cyl, is even better!

 

Had sex with my wife on an ocean view balcony in Jamaica.

Here's the balcony;

Put a huge dent in my rocker after 1 week of ownership. Not yet registered.

Grabbed my mother in law's chest.

Bought my first house at 20 years old.

Married someone I knew in 7th grade at 20 years old.

Joined the union at 17 and journeyed out at 21.

And this mod:
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/lighting/95593-led-hood-lights.html#post1826234

 

By yourself doesn't count .

 

FIXED!

 

The Secret Service, collectively, have ZERO sense of humor.

Not that I blame them, mind you...in that job I'd think an ant on an elephant's leg had rape on his mind...but if you happen to be someplace unusual and they come sniffing around...dude, you're having a bad day.

Incidentally, almost all of the Secret Service carry Glocks or H&Ks, or at least they did in 1999. I counted only ONE domestic sidearm the whole time.

 

i have done a wheelie from a red light in a vw beetle.

also have chopped a port-a-potty in half with a huge loader. it was great to the look of all the mexicans the next morning waliking through their own shit scratching their heads wondering how it happened.

 

took a dump in a yernal in a gas station with i was 12 and went and sat in our motor home while my dad was getting gas, watched someone go into the bathroom, came out, went inside... 5 min later a worker went into the bathroom with rubber gloves oh.. haha!

 

how the hell did you do a wheelie in a vw beetle......and did it explode later?

 

what year? my dad will have his 1915 done this spring. i hope i can drive it. 3 levers and 3 pedals cant be that confusing right?

 

I had a BAT hanging from my clutch pedal two days ago. AND PLEASE SOMEBODY BEAT THAT ONE and I'll send you a free set of mag light d cell clips for the seat mod (North America Only) sorry to those south or to the Great White North EH'. And I have a pic on by phone, all be it an old phone I am using now so let me get it posted up ....ok

 

well you did say your girl works up at viejas right? maybe that had somethin to do with it?

 

Held a beating human heart during an open lung surgery several years ago. That was truely amazing!

 

Lived in Ramstein Air Force Base in Germany for 4 years Actually lived off base in a town called Swedlechebach (swe-dle-bach)
Lived in Eglin Air Force Base
Shit on a persons porch
meet Sonny Perdue
Sent a kid to the ER after accidently throwing a bat at him (the catcher) in a baseball game
Beat up a pitcher because he hit me up at bat twice one in my rib the other in my knee and just because I was dating his recent ex.....damn high school lol

And also I know another thing yall have not done and dont do is once a month I go with the AFFES guys to the ATL airport and wait for the service men and women to get to the airport and we welcome them home and cheer them on and its AWESOME!!!!!

Ty

 

sat in the captains chair of the Goodyear Blimp at Indianapolis Intl.

 

damn that pretty crazy

 

on my own businees.... at 16....