Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Let's see...

I have been engaged THREE TIMES, twice to the same woman. Ex fiancee 2-3, I NEVER HAD SEX with! That was ZERO in 4.5 years! Was doing the whole church thing at the time...

Marriages? ZERO! That's go to be some kind of record, I mean three engagements, ZERO marriages...


Had a night one stand with a chick I met after a 5K race in FL. No shower, or anything but a crapload of beer between the race and the hook up... We did dated for a while, but to say that it was doomed from the get go would be an understatement...
But think about this one, we were both sweaty and nasty after a 5K...

While in college had sex with a chick, who was at the time still married (dick move, I know. Once it was over I befriended the ex hubby, guilty consience and all) at a Campus Chapel... Can't believe that GOD didn't had us both killed over that one...

I have NEVER gotten a speeding ticket. Have been pulled over roughly twenty times for speeding. Only have four written warnings, from three states. Being polite to the cops, and NEVER lied to them and fully admiting guilt from the get go has served me well.

I have gotten parking tickets in three countries and 20 states... I ususally don't pay them...


There's got to be more...

 

Something like this maybe?

 

How much *have* you been drinking.

 

Been around the world 4 times.......been on safari in South Africa..........been over the top of the North Pole........been in Moscow during the cold war tracked by KGB......etc, etc

 

Please explain and continue.

 

Hit a brick four times = destroying the outside of my hand

 

I've been pepper sprayed twice (police training) and I took a full 5 second tase, shot with the prongs and everything, during training with a Taser M26. I do not recommend it.

 

I'd like to get hit with a taser for shits and grins. I got a taste of it with a taser shield while working for KY DOC but I doubt it's anything like the gun.

 

They don't call it "The Jackhammer" for nothing lol

 

Haha been peppered once and tazed once.....

No...... it's a stupid feeling lol

haha never heard it called that

 

Been on the Bob & Tom radio show.

 

getting tazed for shits and giggles i have done and DO NOT recommend!! lol it sucks!!!!! it’s not worth it in my mind. lol

 

never been sprayed!! well i have been sprayed in the eyes with axe body spray. it hurt like a B___ and i could not see. (contacts prob made it worse!)

 

Got to go up the mountain the day before the resorts opened with the manager and the snow school director

 

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Thats pretty sweet, but I got you beat. I used to ski at Pano 3 weeks prior to it opening to the public.

I have also driven my Tacoma up Panorama with permission multiple times in the fall

 

That's sweet, the manager here also gives me permission also gives me permissin to do stuff like that. Then again I practically live at the mountain in the winter.

 

I have also been engaged 3 times. But only married once.

I broke up with my first fiancee on christmas eve. Because she chewed me out for going to the grocery for something and returning without it because they were out of it.