Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Kicked Rod Stewarts entourage outa the VIP section of the Troubador. True Story.

There was an charity benefit show at the Troubador in Hollywood. I was working security for my friends band that was playing. The upstairs seating section was reserved ONLY for people who had made a MAJOR contribution to the charity. They were given special passes that I was checking.

Rod Stewarts daughter was in one of the bands that played that night. His band, family, and entourage (literaly about 15-20people) showed up. I checked em all for wristbands and told them to bounce. After arguing for a bit I said they could stay but had to leave after watching the daughter.

It was a charity show and people donated good money to be upstairs!!!! Why should these "A-listers" get to show up and do whatever they want without paying? The band members actually came up to me after the show and were cool about it. They said they knew I was just doin my job to which I said y'all would want me to do the same if it was YOUR show right??

F Rod Stewart, F Hollywood, F LA, Venice you're cool, F CELEBRITIES IM OUT!!!

 

^ Rod Stewart is NOTORIOUS for being a tightwad and fore being for sale 24/7

 

got into a fight with a kid who was on meth. 3 times in 1 night. he kept attacking me. followed me everywhere i went. he was 16. i was 17. next day (morning) i showed up to my army recruiters office with blood stains (his, unknownly) all over my clothes. Then was given a pat on the back by my recruiter, and asked if i was sure on my MOS choice.

 

Saved 3 kids from a burning house. Probably won't ever have the opportunity again.

 

I can do a 360 dunk on a regulation hoop, and I'm white

 

trampoline or no trampoline

 

HAHA, no need. Just fortunate I guess to be able to jump high. Dont know where I got it from my dad is 6'7" and he couldnt dunk and i'm 4" shorter and can throw down easy.

 

Flew a T-6 Texan II, T-44C, and the mighty P-3 Orion (200 ft, 250 KIAS over water). Going to Djibouti Africa in November to play with the pirates, I would venture to guess most of you have not done that.

 

Swam with uninvited sharks all the time. Swam with a 30ft whale shark. Freedove to 75 feet. Freedove into caves 50 feet down. Built a mid 11 second all motor honda.

 

I met Victoria Principle in a university hallway many years ago while she was looking for a friend on a surprise visit. She would have been in her early 30s at the time.

 

Took a piss in the White House and then was part of a Presidential motorcade.

 

Taken a dump on a toilet made of gold.

 

ate waffles under my bed

 

hit triple digits in my taco (not the 4x4)

 

Got blamed for getting 2 chicks pregnant. Even though my a** was in Afghanistan. One of my friends laughed at the idea, then she asked if I had "superseed".

 

beat up a smurf!

 

I've done that in a 4x4

 

Got good at power sliding one of these around in a parking lot ( with both trailers ! )

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146878&stc=1&d=1334217577

Also got really good at backing them into buildings...

http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146880&stc=1&d=1334217698

 

I've been in all three ops buildings and the basement of NSA at ft Meade.

 

You're only supposed to back into docks, driver. They get mad when you back into their buildings.

I remembered another one-

I came into the Lowry tunnel a little hot one winter morning and immediately learned how to drift a Mack front-load garbage truck through the bend in the tunnel. The crazy thing was- there was a car broken down in the tunnel just around the corner. To this day I don't believe I would have been able to avoid them had I been going the speed limit and stayed in my lane. As scary as that was I think it saved those people's lives.