Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Had sex w/ Snow White, Belle, Sleeping Beauty, Ariel, Jasmine, Alice, and Mary Poppins. Not at the same time, unfortunately.

 

Running from a bradely fighting vehicle (30mm automatic gun w/side mounted tow's) I buried our humvee up to the frame rails in mud in cow house creek at Ft. Hood at 9 at night, then spent 4 hours digging it out to get stuck again another two feet away......lost a boot and a sock to the mud and ripped my draws trying to retrieve said boot while playing laser tag with and being laughed at by the bad guys......very long night. God I love my job lol

 

Pictures or it didn't happen

 

I did that...Upside down for a few minutes after doing several loops and rolls.
In high school, I attempted to get my private pilots lincence, met a guy at the airport that had restored a Stearman. After he found out I was training for my licence, he asked if I wanted to "go for a ride".

 

got period blood in my mouth by 3 different girlfriends.

call me dracula or rambo

 

Holy chit!!

I bet that was a life changer, good thing everything is alright.

 

Well there is one for sure, I am not at all allowed to say over the interweb though.


But I guess Ill try something else:
I am a year older than my truck, we were both born the same month too.

 

Served 11 months in juvenile prison for a crime i did not commit at the age of 14, and wheni was proven innocent was awarded $20,000.

 

Gave a bobcat a pet thinking it was my neighbors cat.

 

Walked through the tombs in the Valley of the Kings.
Stood on the Great Pyramid.
Floated in the Dead Sea.

 

also been there done that. way cool

 

Have a passenger accidentally slam the truck into neutral at 55 mph, RPM's almost got to 5000.

 

We are the .1%. I went to Catholic school and I was an altar boy for many years. I had access to the very extensive wine cellar that we had in the rectory. I remember pre-opening the bottles of wine before mass and putting in the plug so it was easy to remove during the service. I had my first dabble with red wine when I was 8, and had a few masses where I was buzzed and didn't even know what a buzz was. I never lit anything on fire, but I do remember serving some Novenas where I couldn't light that goddamn incense, or the candle lighter stick thing kept going out and I couldn't line up the flame in it with the candle that was 3' taller than me. I got the priest eye-rolls on a few occasions, but you have me beat by getting "fired" from a voluntary service!

 

After Marine boot me and some fellow Marines went to the local e-club.......on the navy base. After a few drinks we were having a good time with some single ladies and this big navy guy (and by big I mean 6'6" and all of 275lbs) got upset us "Jarheads" were taking the prime choice. We were close to the front door, but he ended up cornering me. I didn't even think at this point about the end result, I just wanted to get out of there alive with my buddies! So I full force side slammed his knee with a kick. Leg went out from underneath him and we ran like hell...right into the MPs. Spent the first night after graduation in the brig with my buddies. I received a verbal reprimand from the CO. I found out later that I ended that navy guy's career. Snapped the knee at the joint. I felt like shit, but I felt I had no choice. He would have beat the crap outta me. Looking back I am lucky I didn't get charges.

 

Ran over my own head with a jet ski. Had to get 10 staples in the back of my head a week before my wedding.

 

Me and friends used to.do that to each other all the time. Highways, redlights, etc...

 

Done a Bermuda Race on a sailboat.

Also going to do another Newport to Bermuda this summer!

 

I GOT DIS!
I had a fully dressed 454 long block fall on my head on Christmas Eve last year and lived to tell the tale. All I got was dis lousy scar!

And this.

 

Pissed on a mural of Saddam Hussein.

 

+1. Awesome.