Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Got on a plane, cruised up to about five miles altitude over Guam, then jumped out.

 

pinched a loaf while doing and EMBT blow on a 688i submarine

 

this is a giant thread of "one-upping" hahaha

 

Got run over by a golf cart.....

 

Fell off my front steps with a screw driver in my hand, drove it threw my bottom lip,knock a front tooth out, and into to my pallet, got up and drove my self to hosiptal .

 

Lit ny own farts with a Bic lighter !

 

Yeah but I just stop short of Beavis's piss drinking, seemed like the smart thing to do...

 

Well considering that the next level is munching the waste pipe, I most def. concede..not ready for that food group..

 

Had some X rated fun with a woman , in an elevator , in a Nuclear power plant .

Bitch slapped a Polar bear

 

Was a fetal destress baby

Have lived on two continents

Owned 10 different cars in 6 years

Been to Disney in Cali, Florida, and France

 

I ran over a guy with a golf cart... He was drunk, and got in the way like he was going to charge. Next thing I know, he's through the windshield, and in my passenger's lap.

 

That was you !! i got hit by a golf cart...

 

Not quite. I've known him now for a few years, and he just married the girl that was my passenger this past Saturday. I was a groomsman. Fun times were had.

 

One that comes to mind as a kid was shot myself in the face with a paint ball gun because I wanted to see how bad they hurt playing with the other kids. 1) didn't think it through. 2) really didn't think it through at close range. Had a welp for weeks on my right cheek looked like I got hit with a baseball.

2nd one was fell off a fourwheeler while it was going down the road and somehow got both my legs under it as it ripped the flesh off the back of my calves.

3rd was when I had my first truck ever 80 something mazda pick up. Old man gave it to me for mowing his yard all summer and raking his leaves in the fall. Saw my neighbor once stick a water hose in his radiator and thought that was how your cooled off your engine.
On the way home from a game (football) the truck over heated and I drove it home. Guess who paid attention to the neighbors. hot ass truck cold ass water. Crunch.

 

Flew a jet to 51,000 ft.



Flew 250,000lbs of asparagus.

 

that right there is 10,000 destroyed urinals at steakhouses

 

Definitely done it haha, I've been in the shower too, and don't use the word shipmate.

 

before turning 23 y/o?

 

Swift Water. Me stringing a High Line





Vented before we could vent it. I'm on the left. This was about 10 years ago











2000 GPM











My last day driving before being promoted to Captain about 11 years ago.






One the most fun pieces of equipment you will ever drive.







Hazmat Chem Tech / Rail Car Specialist for 20 years now





Almost died in this fire







My Baby. (don't mind the strap. teaching my daughter to play)






Get to drive this most every year

http://youtu.be/8-9BhK0qtto








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Many years ago my brother in law had a 80 model tacoma for sell. It was lifted 6". Really a nice truck and strong. He had it sold to a couple for $2500, with a $500 down check in hand. I had a person wanting it for$3500. So I dressed up in a suit, met the couple at a McDonalds, introduced myself as a lawyer for his wife. Told them he was trying to sell the truck out from under her. That the truck was tied up in a law suit. They then tore the check up. I returned back home and sold the truck for $3500, he gave me $500 for my services and he got an extra $500. It was more of a dare to see if I could pull it off without cracking up or blowing it. It worked.