Something you've done that 99.9% of TW members have not

Smacked my sister in the face with a guitar, breaking her glasses.

Made a cop chase me for over 10 miles. Played my cards right, and only ended up with a relatively small fine and no points.

 

I got sued for hacking DirecTV in 2004

 

yes, like the part where they figured it out...so uh...some...might know what not to do

 

I really want to hear more about this story

 

Sad part is the only way we found out is because he came down with chlamydia in his stomach. But of course it got worse when he said he was only doing it for cigarettes.

 

drifted in a south korean taxi in jan. with snow on the ground!

 

Not much really....I bought some unloopers from a guy via PayPal.....unfortunately the dumb SoB kept records of sales. They got my PayPal info.....and somehow tied it to my old DirecTV account. They had ALL my info. They wanted me to pay $100,000.....surrender all my hacking equipment.......subscribe to DirecTV...etc.

I told them get fucked & they filed on me in Federal Court for a "yet to be determined" amount.

I hired a lawyer, filed bankruptcy & the lawsuit was forever dropped. It sucks because I had PERFECT credit.

Oh well...live & learn....I hacked DirectTV for 7 yrs before I got busted and hacked it for almost a year after....well until they shut the HU cards down for good.

 

^ Interesting, and glad it was dropped! That sucks about the credit.

So tell us, HOW did you hack it? Like what did you do?

 

That was the good ole days though wasn't it?! Free TV....I ran an emulator on my main TV for a LOOOOONG time.

 

This is a brief description but there is better reading

.http://www.fullcontext.org/people/belenko.htm


I liked how he told of how ground crew used to drink the alcohol that was supposed to be used as brake fluid in the jets.

He had a slide show showing the difference between the Russian woman and the American women he had now had the chance to see up close and personal. It was a stereotypical comparison. You know, like the old Wendy's commercial..."Dis Is SvimVear!"

 

Got my ass kicked by Goofy at the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim.
Went to dinner there. As we were standing in line, i got a HARD kick in the pants...I turn around and yell "HEY!" Goofy is standing there with his front paws on his hips!
Frank Frank-FRANK where are you going..NO get back here" Rosie exclaimed as I went to return the favor. I buried my foot so hard between his asscheeks it left a crack in Goofy's dog ass! He didn't like it. We went to a table and sat down and here comes Goofy right behind us. "YOU..KICKED ME!" says Goofy. "..and WHY do you think I did that?" "You DO NOT go around kicking people hard like you did you stupid idoit" Rosie yelled to him-after which he extended his paw to shake my hand. Then he walked away and went to a family a few tables away and started abusing them.

We got free food and free hotel for 5 days and dummy lost his little job too


Yes I am known as the Clark Griswold of my family

 

now thats a good story to tell i woulda done the same thing. good job man

 

Got hit with a rogue wave spent 5 hours afloat in 54 degree water, before being rescued.

 

Became a submersible pilot and got to pet a giant black sea bass in the wild.

 

oh yeah, and almost got shocked by a pacific electric ray while diving off the Channel Islands......My dive partner was laughing his ass off.

 

Thanks MB