South Carolina BS thread under new MANAGEMENT and lives in SC

I think our issue is we end up trying to clean in places that are so much worse than ours is that ours ends up looking NOT as bad...............that and we get tired of cleaning up the horrible shit others have us do ( like 30 year old carpet, had dogs on it for 25 and has been cleaned once ever?)

He would burn the shit down as well


Seriously tho, sometimes I actually will move the curb cart and put a ton of shit in it. But more seems to show up. Plus hubs has a fish hobby and I think 5 large tanks now? One mega salt water one and smaller salt or fresh ones. I had room, then I lost room. overwhelmed might be a good word for it....that point where you are like, I need to do something but where tf can it go? (and not shortchange the other ppl who live there and their hobbies and needs)

 

I just laughed a bit at this

 

Only mess I like from my women are panties on the floor and a bed that never gets made.

 

Hope you at least wash the damn bedding SOMETIMES!

 

I’m not gonna say I’m the cleanest person alive. I may leave dishes in the sink for a day or two. But they’re in the sink, not on every table in the house. And my work boots are on a specific mat beside the door because they’re usually dirty and I’m putting them back on in the morning and my shoes are in my closet. Hers are left wherever she decides to take them off.

I’m with you on this. Empty shampoo bottles in the shower is a prime example. How many different kinds of fucking shampoo do you need?

I HATE CLUTTER. If I can’t walk around in the dark in my house and not worry about tripping over shoes or something else I get upset.

 

LMAO That is the ONE thing that is definitely done in my house, until the damn dog decided otherwise..............smh

 

Only if I’m about to see new panties for the 1st time.

 

@ClemsonMGM I have several shampoos and conditioners (none empty tho) but I kinda have to with my hair as long as it is LOL

 

If this tells you anything my wife has the same haircut as Pink.

I wasn’t happy about that either.

 

I had to say it because ppl call us to clean mattresses (we don't do them tho as the stuff is usually well into the center of the mattress).....I have seen some pretty gross sheets AND mattresses while cleaning homes tho!

Like you want to hose it all down and run!

 

I call it, uh..................the "undercover" me....secret agent? TF if I know....................

 

I live it as well. Every.....dam....day. ..... If I turn around wrong in the shower, empty dam poo bottles go falling all over, wtf.......her shoes / boots.......death traps, I usually know where they are, but not always........I kick em into a non traffic pattern if I see em. I walk around in the dark too, to be considerate I think, rogue boot hazard. I slide my feet around in the dark these days, like little snow plows.......arms stretched out in front feeling for next obstacle........I have thrown up the white flag.....ive tried, and tried........shes says "dont sweat the small stuff" blah blah blah........ #rantover

 

That is awesome! I am so tired I am quoting my own shit now? I need more coffee................and my note to go home...............

 

I just thought it was my wife, but it seems to be common among all without a Y chromosome.

 

My hair is too long to even get a decent pic using a mirror................. And that is the haircut? (I have no clue how Pink's hair is anymore!). The most I have done is gone multi-colored....

 

You now have page one in the book to understand women! Congrats!

 

Haha, yeah I hesitated posting that but the beauty of it is....we've all been there

 

I’d hang out with Pink

 

Pink’s hair is short. It looks great on her. But so does the rest of her.