Spooks . . .

so was she hot?

 

X2

 

of the girl of course!!

and please dont tell us that u went in there n your taco got stuck as well...

 

This pics is Fem on Fem too. wow look at the watch. hahaha

 

That happens to me ALL THE TIME!!! My wife says..."Your fukcing retarded!"

 

i <3 spooks! FTMFW for sure. btw, why were you out there on a rainy day? thats the worst day to possibly go. and also, did you make the river? lol

 

Update . . .

So the teenage girl was not a teenage girl, her name is Alice and she was 22, born and raised in San Diego, she went to Carlsbad High School and since her high school graduation she has been taking classes at a local community college. I was very direct with her and told her I would offer my services and help her out if she would offer me her ‘services.’ There was no hesitation. She said she would do absolutely anything and everything that I wanted. She promptly turned around, pulled down her pants and bent over and used her hands to brace herself against my truck. So there she was, bent over, pants down standing in the mud. She was totally ready and willing to go. This was one of those ‘cross road’ moments that happen from time to time in which a person has to decided what path they are going to go down. This was clearly a Christmas miracle, so I step up to the plate and thoroughly enjoyed my early Christmas present. Yeah, you are right, this did not happen. Total bs. Sorry to make you read through all that. She did offer me money to help, but after we started talking I realized I did not want to get involved with this girl. We talked and she said that this was her first time “off-roading” and that she had not intended to go off-roading just to smoke pot, drink and watch the rain. I really wished I had recorded the conversation she was rather high and was not making sense. I have no idea how or why the tow truck company took her seriously and sent not one, but two tow trucks to bail her ass out. She was positive that I was the third guy the tow truck company sent to help. I really did not want to get involved. I walked back with my friend who was with me and we checked things out and I took the pictures on my phone. I might have been able to help her out, I had tow straps with me, but the real problem was that the flat bed was blocking the road. Also she was drunk, high and had a really annoying voice so I told her she was out of luck and hopefully a third tow truck could fix things.

Spooks is pretty much just a series of fire roads. When it rains there are some pretty huge puddles that are a lot of fun to drive through. For those of you who have been to Spooks, I made it down to the cement river crossing and it was completely flooded and an absolute torrent of rushing water. I should have taken some pictures, it was ridiculous. It was definitely not safe to cross so I turned around and went back. Before I left I though I would go through some of the puddles again and that was when I saw the flat bed tow truck and the crying girl.

I was really tempted to tell you guys she gave me a bj and I pulled her truck out. It did not happen. I did not ‘push in’ or ‘pull out’ and I did not get any “action.” All I got was some pictures and a random story about some dumb ass who was smoking pot and drinking and got her dad’s truck as well as half the tow truck fleet stuck in the mud.

 

HOMO!

 

You could of really had us going. Smart not to get the drunk/high girl unstuck. That was probably the only thing preventing her from driving.

 

Haha I think everyone liked to fake story better . I would also say good call not helping her, I know I wouldn't have helped a drunk/high person to get back on the road.

 

so was she hot? you could have got her un-stuck, left her dads truck on the pavement & took her back to your place to sober up. they do make gags for girls with annoying voices

 

^ This

 

I was actually thinking this was like a ghost story, you know, "when he turned around she was gone, just her rain coat was laying on the ground."

 

Even though it was BS, nice descriptive story, I see Penthouse Forum writing in your future.

 

lol x2.

 

gag + paper bag= win