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Stare at boobs for longer life - It's Scientific!!

Discussion in 'Health' started by AeroCooper, Aug 23, 2010.

  1. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:22 AM
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    AeroCooper

    AeroCooper [OP] Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    Stare at boobs for longer life: Study


    by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 [​IMG]
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    Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.


    According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
    She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
    A five-year research on 500 men
    Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
    At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
    Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
    The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
    Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
    "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
    In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
    The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
     
  2. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:24 AM
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  3. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:26 AM
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    The creep in this thread is strong.

    I wonder how many of the participants were smacked?
     
  4. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:29 AM
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    well who am i to argue with science?
     
  5. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:34 AM
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    AeroCooper

    AeroCooper [OP] Half the strength of ten (microscopic men)

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    And aerobic for the women too...bonus!! :p
     
  6. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:37 AM
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    Unfortunately, this study is probably untrue. I would like to believe it, and I'm prepared to live a very long time...
     
  7. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:42 AM
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    LALALLALALALLA!!! I can't hear you LALALALALALA!!!!:D
     
  9. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:50 AM
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    Why would you want to ruin it?! :mad::confused: It was hurting no one and making all us guys feel better about our health and well being.
     
  10. Aug 23, 2010 at 5:54 AM
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    I wouldn't want any members to think they can replace exercise with boobs. Just lookin' out for your health. :D
     
  11. Aug 23, 2010 at 6:00 AM
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    So what would the results be if you combined exercise and boobs?
     
  12. Aug 23, 2010 at 6:02 AM
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    :rofl:
     
  13. Aug 23, 2010 at 6:03 AM
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    Tennis Elbow?? :confused:
     
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    I do this every night at the gym! Makes the workout seem a little easier.
     
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    Will salavating, making nummy nummy sounds and/or motorboating increase the effectiveness "extending", lol, what the study found?
     
  16. Aug 23, 2010 at 6:24 AM
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    Always gotta be a killjoy in the crowd, lol...........:(:mad: Even if it is, did you really have to tell us:confused: I could gone without knowing that and been better off even if it is placebo effect..........I'm still gonna do it for the placebo effect.
     
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    Hmmmmmmm from what distance would be the best results happen at?
     
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