Stare at boobs for longer life - It's Scientific!!

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study


by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009



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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.


According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

 

im going to live until im 200

 

well who am i to argue with science?

 

And aerobic for the women too...bonus!!

 

Unfortunately, this study is probably untrue. I would like to believe it, and I'm prepared to live a very long time...

 

LALALLALALALLA!!! I can't hear you LALALALALALA!!!!

 

Why would you want to ruin it?! It was hurting no one and making all us guys feel better about our health and well being.

 

I wouldn't want any members to think they can replace exercise with boobs. Just lookin' out for your health.

 

Tennis Elbow??

 

I do this every night at the gym! Makes the workout seem a little easier.

 

Will salavating, making nummy nummy sounds and/or motorboating increase the effectiveness "extending", lol, what the study found?

 

Always gotta be a killjoy in the crowd, lol........... Even if it is, did you really have to tell us I could gone without knowing that and been better off even if it is placebo effect..........I'm still gonna do it for the placebo effect.

 

Germans make a great car but other than that I wouldn't put much stock in anything else they are putting out.

 

Motorboating.....thats too funny.. You motorboating son of a*******

 

x2 great scenery always makes gym time better.

 

Hmmmmmmm from what distance would be the best results happen at?