Stash spots? Secret hidden compartments?

i will not tell such secrets

 

I have no idea how I stumbled onto this thread but if anyone is still following this or looking for a stash spot...
I DON'T JUDGE, YOU DO YOU, but here's what I got... anyone in LE, take notes for future searches.
1. If you're a weapons smuggler on a small scale, break down weapon of choice, piece over here piece over there, pistol grip shifter, barrel along straightest prt of wiring harness, etc

2. To avoid canines, jb weld tank weld (black label) covers scent of everything but weed. For that, use water weld (blue label) and immerse in water first then apply. Let harden in water, trapping scent inside. The musky order of the kb weld will be trapped by water molecules

3. Mock parts i.e. dual battery system. Empty bad battery, bolt down, reline seal for waterproofing and it holds 2 glocks, a few 8 balls, that stolen jewelry ur holding that dealer who still owes u for whatever fits.

4. If ur creative and skilled and bodywork, mock paneling that has a cavity between 2 sheets. Great for cash and even if door, hood, roof, whatever is ripped apart, no one would know

5.dummy products that LE roll their eyes to bcuz they weren't born last night. But... in each spot get that one meme with the guy smiling captioned badumtss and print out small copies and place in each spot. That's a swell way at pissing off the guy searching about. Pretty funny actually.

6. Last but not least. This is expert level shit ONLY. In the event of discovery of stash found of whatever has been squirreled away, again I don't judge, set up a way of making it tamper proof. LE in particular, heads up, albeit rare, but it does happen, rerouting airbag sensors to rig mousetraps. Yes. It's happened. If ur a crook and trying to hide shit and a cop gets blasted by an airbag guess what ur f***ed. If ur honest and law abiding and it happens to a scumbag thieve, it'll sound like a bomb which gives u enough time to grab ur weapon of choice and hold him there while waiting for LE to come take him away.

Hope this was informative. I'm not LE nor a car jacker. I'm just a hero that no one deserves but rather the hero they need. And also needed to find a way to hide my drugs that I spent 5 days straight working on with out a break. Just kidding.. maybe.