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although gold bond lotion on the "sack" is rather invigorating!!

 

Is there a story behind that?

 

That must have not been too pleasant.

 

not an interesting one. i was taking a swig of mouthwash and did it a little fast. i didnt have a good seal on the bottle and it shot up my nose like a rocket and hit my sinus's. i instantly spit what was in my mouth all over the mirror, drooled alot, leaked juice out of my nose and screamed like a girl while hovering over the sink. it was terrible

 

on a similar note, before my room mate went out of town, he apparently poured out alot of my grapefruit juice and filled it at least half and half with vodka. so this morning i took a few quick swigs before i realized what i was drinking. it was really REALLLY strong, once again i spit and ran to the bathroom and almost threw up. not only do i hate vodka but its really bad when you're not expecting it

 

Gay men don't like slobs?

 

And you called chris retarded for freshening his face!

 

hahaha......burn!!!!!

 

good question. wait... are you hitting on me?

yeah, guess i'm eating crow now. i guess i just wasn't aware of my retardation. i assure you, after that mouthwash went up my nose i looked way WAY more retarded than chris after he sprayed himself in the face. i didnt know it was possible to leak that much nose fluid and drool at one time....plus the screaming didnt help me look less retarded. Sorry Chris, i guess i have to take back what i said about you and your spray bottle

 

i went under my truck one time to spray some white lithium grease...........that shit dripped of the frame, and right into my left eye!!! you wanna talk about some shit that hurt....thats it!! i had white goopy shit coming outta my eye for about 5 hours.......and the neighbor lady wouldnt even help me get out from under the truck and find the hose pipe!! i couldnt see anything at all!!

 

one of my friends dips like a fiend. he was out of cups so he used a snifter (a short squaty wine glass for those that dont know). anyway, he spit and it did a complete 180. it hit the bottome and shot right back up the other side and directlyl into his eye. he dropped the glass on the floor (staining his carpet) and ran to the bathroom cussing like a sailor

 

hahaha! he walked right into that one

 

oh go spank your chihuahua ya dillhole!!