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That will do!

 

Fixed it for you.

 

Up at 4 friggin AM to fight the crowds at WalMart. Didn't have half the crap they advertised. Came home & bought it all online at WalMart.com.........I could have stayed in bed.

 

I got a phone call from my mother in law wanting my wife to go with her to Joann Fabrics this morning at 7-fucking-AM!! You'd think maybe, just maybe, she would've thought for a moment that we'd like to sleep in since 2 of the 3 kids were out of the house, but noooooooooo..... She "held off calling since 5am". So much for a nice relaxing day with my wife sans kids. *sigh*

 

I hear ya, maybe she coulda thought about calling last night. Maybe plan ahead sorta thang!

 

Oh, I found out she wanted to go some time after dinner last night.... I just didn't expect the phone to ring at the ass crack of dawn this morning. In fact, I almost didn't get out of bed to answer it thinking "Who the fuck calls at 7am?" But then thought maybe it was important and I should get it. At least the MIL is gonna take the baby so we can go do some shopping I suppose. But that means my car/truck has to go out a second time now and use more gas right after I found out my hours are cut in half for December.

 

That suks they're cutting your hours. And at Christmas time...

 

That sucks--Hubby's hours got cut too starting this week--he just lost all the overtime, but that's still a BIG chunk of a paycheck that's not that big to begin with. I wish they still had Christmas Club --my Mom says that always saved her butt when I was growing up. A little out of every check and "poof" money for Christmas presents was magically there in December! Now I have to do it myself and hope something doesn't break before I use it, like the garage door did this year--sigh. Truck was stuck in there for a week, and now it's out in the cold.

 

thats crazy, very similar to when i went skydiving with 5 african lions and 17 pink bunny rabbits

 

Yeah, corporate big wigs sent down an order to all divisions to cub sub contractor hours by 80 hours for December. I was hired through a sub contract company to replace a full time person that went to work from home. The team was shorthanded before I was hired (even approved this month to hire a 5th tech), and now they'll be even more shorthanded with my hours cut. I don't get it. Home office says "yeah, you need 5 people, hire one more", but then says "oh.... you can get by with 3 and a half". The new guy was supposed to start this coming week I think so we'll see if he gets 20 hours too or if they let him have the full 40/week. Just irritates me that they can hire another person the same week they "have" to cut my hours.

 

forgot to wash my hands lastnight after a few hot sauce incidents..........and i do mean real hotsauce...........got it in my friggin eyes, and went to use the bathroom for a sec while we were out drinking, and something else became "on fire". i had to do alotta milk dipping for the next 2 hours!!!

 

LMAO, you just made my day Will, thats some funny shit!

 

yeah....i can laugh about it now for sure.....but last night....that was a friggin nightmare!!!

 

Hahahaha, I knew a kid that was messing with Habenaro peppers, then went to take a piss.... i'll just say that experience ended with him taking a painful trip to the ER.. lol

 

thats basically what it was dude....habanero pepper sauce.....and in my drunken state....forgot to wash my hands after our lil impromptu hot sauce contest.

 

HAHA, that shit would suck. Ive only got a little hot slag down there, which was pretty damn painful, but hotsauce would definitely burn!

 

yeah.............i have had slag down that when welding.......that pain is only temporary......the hot sauce keeps on burnin man!!!

 

at least you didnt "get it on" with the wifey, that would have been another whole story!

 

yeah man....boobs mcgee was mad at me just a lil bit since i couldnt do anything but burn!!!

 

Will has found the newest version of KY warming!

"Oh, Baby... You are so HOT! You are on FIRE!!!"

FYI - they aren't the same.