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My Mom hates hotdo....nevermind!

 

ass kisser....

 

see what i mean bob???

 

cool

 

Looks like Bob just Banned your ass.

 

(This was my last week at a very lousy sales job working for a major jewelry manufacturer that deals exclusively with jewelers on a screened account basis.)
Me: “Thank you for calling *****. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I need a price check on a diamond.”
(We go through a drawn out process of finding the stone he wants, a large carat, high grade diamond. I quote him the price in the system.)
Customer: “That can’t be right! That’s too expensive!”
Me: “It’s the price I have in the system, sir. If you like, we can look for a different piece?”
Customer: “NO! It has to be that one! Are you sure that’s the right price?”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
Customer: “Are you absolutely certain?”
Me: “Absolutely, sir.”
Customer: “And that’s in dollars, right?”
(At this point, I’m fed up and not really concerned with whether I get fired or not at this point. I answer in my most sincere deadpan.)
Me: “No, sir. That’s in woodchucks. We deal exclusively in fresh, live woodchucks.”
(I hear a bark of laughter from one of the call monitoring agents on the next row, which gets even louder when the customer asks if I’m serious.)

http://notalwaysright.com/thats-assuming-if-a-woodchuck-could-chuck-wood/538

 

Original exchange rate or now that the dollar is in the toilet?

 

Toilet exchange only - we don't want to know what could have been (too depressing)...

 

But you do! Where is that damn k!ss@$$ smiley?

 

Today is my trucks 2nd birthday! I drive off the dealers lot July 17th 2006 at 6:30PM.

 

that fact taht you know that is kinda cute..... but mostly just creepy.....

 

I thought that was the beaver exchange rate...

 

sexual favors huh.... so when you say "beat that", how am i suppose to interpret that?