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Stealing a Taurus (Yes it sounds bad... please open to read story)

Discussion in 'General Automotive' started by MowTaco, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. Sep 14, 2011 at 3:44 AM
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    TacoTabe

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    You say the car gets stolen several times during the year... Maybe its already been stolen once or twice? If so, you're problem may have been solved already- perhaps someone has already employed the 'bust steering coulmn and start with screwdriver' technique, in which case all you have to do is bring your screwdriver and start her right up.
     
  2. Sep 14, 2011 at 5:51 AM
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    Pugga

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    You're at a mining college, do you have access to equipment? One of these would make short work of stealing that car.
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Sep 14, 2011 at 6:13 AM
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    that link is for go jacks.. if you dont have far to drag it you only need two for the drive wheels as long as e brake isnt on. if it is climb through the bam margera sun roof and release. hook tow strap to something on the rear and pull the car till you can try to start it. the go jacks have 360 degree casters and are good to drive on if you need to. i have towed a car over a mile on a set once but ruined one of the casters on one go jack. if you drag the car on those be careful because it will swing side to side.
     
  4. Sep 14, 2011 at 6:20 AM
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    NicNac22

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    sub'd :popcorn: sounds fun, just pop it neutral strap it to a truck have some one in the car steering and breaking until you get to s secluded location away from said guards and start her up then go for your victory lap...if you wanna use girls...come on man use your brain, go to a local restraunt or bar find a hot girl...she has hot friends too, and im sure they would love to help, oh tell them the story and no prob. :D i worked at hooters for 3 yrs we had some senarios, not quite like yours but pranks we assisted in.
     
  5. Sep 14, 2011 at 6:20 AM
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    lair :rolleyes:
     
  6. Sep 14, 2011 at 7:27 AM
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    Pugga

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    I'm just impressed it didn't involve a flame thrower :cool:
     
  7. Sep 14, 2011 at 7:28 AM
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    NicNac22

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    thats most likely coming somewhere
     
  8. Sep 14, 2011 at 7:38 AM
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    chris4x4

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    That comes after they see the stolen car......as they are in awe of the theft, TORCH IT!
     
  9. Sep 14, 2011 at 7:51 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Sep 14, 2011 at 7:55 AM
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    Who Dat Popcorn

    Who Dat Popcorn Dafuq

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    5:1 holy shit lol
     
  11. Sep 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM
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    fuck tradition.

    buy a clapped out duplicate of the car. doll it up freshman style, and forklift your new car ontop of the senior's car.

    or light theirs on fire.
     
  12. Sep 14, 2011 at 10:16 AM
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    i like his idea too
     
  13. Sep 14, 2011 at 10:16 AM
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    It's an 89 Toyota Pickup. I got some stuff done to it.. FJ axles going under it soon.
    I got a chainsaw, will that help?
     
  14. Sep 14, 2011 at 10:18 AM
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    or just masacre the car infront of their dorm....flip it
     
  15. Sep 14, 2011 at 10:19 AM
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    Plasti-dip it!
     
  16. Sep 14, 2011 at 1:08 PM
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    Ok I've been finding out more on what we need to do with it. It cannot be destroyed because whoever ends up with it last gets to drive it in the homecoming parade. The hooters idea gives me an idea... I'm gonna have to make a trip down to the strip club and enlist some help. I'm gonna make my first attempt tonight I think as I don't have class till 1 tomorrow so I can be up all night trying to get it. They added a plywood removable top because it was raining today as well as a plywood wing on the back. You guys gotta see this thing... it's actually pretty well done. I think they chopped the exhaust off and are running an open header now too. Next time I see them driving it around I'll snap a pic.
     
  17. Sep 14, 2011 at 1:46 PM
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    UndefinedTaco I'll eat all your food.

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    It's an 89 Toyota Pickup. I got some stuff done to it.. FJ axles going under it soon.
    I'd steal a Taurus for a Klondike bar.























    :spy:
     
  18. Sep 14, 2011 at 1:50 PM
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    I like Chris' Idea

    but I would add people repelling out of helicopter.
     
  19. Sep 15, 2011 at 2:23 PM
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    Well they totally blocked it in last night with all their trucks... kinda ruined all of the suggested plans.
     
  20. Sep 15, 2011 at 2:32 PM
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