Stealing a Taurus (Yes it sounds bad... please open to read story)

Does the building have motion activated light? You could creep up to the building and hug the building until you get to the car. Since you stated earlier that you had to pop the hood to get it to start pop it and pull the horn relay while you're under there. Then try to work on it and figure it out. You said they could only stop you when you haven't started it so if their good sports they will move their trucks once it's started if not, you now know how to start it and have pulled its alarm out. Unless it aftermarket and judging by pics it isn't. Have some back up and distractions water ballons, rolls of tp, smoke grenades(don't throw the smoke inside the building think up wind far enough away that the smoke will float up and cover the windows which is hard to pull off so the more the marrier) fire crackers, etc. The goal here is to distract the guys up top. Tie the double doors into themselves with some cheap 550 para-chord a slip knot a few loops around and then another to hold it on, the other one swings out so cinder blocks around the bottom or something heavy but smally that can be held while hugging the building. If you get caught have your classmate launch a full on assault back at them! PREPERATION!! are there enough bushes across the street to hide all this stuff, are there look-outs in, around, the alley way, how else do they have it guarded if any? Is it possiable to assault via NW route thru the building on the other side of alley way? Go way down on the page of (Click "Quick Index" and scroll upwards this link to find the fuse diagram spot number 19.
http://www.motorcraftservice.com/pubs/content/~WOTTAU/~MUS~LEN/41/96tauog1e.pdf

 

Or just turn the sensor off.

Below the motion activator sensor is a tab/knob..turn it to lowest setting/off.


Sneak in there, do that..then run for cover. Look to see if they notice.
Once they go off after that and the cover is clear..your set.


If it doesn't have one..unscrew the bulb till it doesn't light up..the bulb will still have threads to hold it in.
Looks like they are in there but contact points aren't touching = no light.


Works.

 

A large weakness to any security system are the people acting on its' behalf. If you make the system cry wolf constantly, you can be sure eventually they will just blow it off. Do it well enough, at the right times and with enough cover and you're looking at a desensitization strong enough for you to get away with stealing the car...

All you need are an RC car and sucker(s) willing to control it [at various parts of the day and NIGHT!]

 

smoke bombs, flares, flash grenades, a tow truck, multiple strippers, cops, clowns, more stirppers, firefighters with their truck, and a dalmation, more explosions, sounds of a mini gun, helicopter with a flood light. All at 3am, the morning after you delivered a keg to their door the night before. also, call some hookers. no joke on this one. craigslist is full of them. schedule them to drop by every half hour. just cant call blocked, and they wont ask for cash until afterwards, so they go to frat house, get turned down, and get pissed. have done this many times as pranks, work greats

love, tw.

 

What it sounds like to me is its the senior class against YOU. I haven't heard or read any update posts that involves friends. Man get your self some friends set up a secret ninja team with a crazy objective and just go rip that shit up!

 

Sound's like a hell of a party!

 

Good idea. That might actually be do-able if I can reach them

Complicated plan... yes that alley goes all the way through. It's actually the best approach because you don't have the street crossing on Myrtle without cover. Thanks for that link too.

Also a good idea... Probably better than spray paint because they wont get pissed about overspray on the house cause it'll peel right off.

Also a good idea if spray paint doesn't work.. more stealth too, cause they won't notice anything wrong with the lights.

That is genius. You've started the wheels-a-turnin in my head and I think there's a plan forming.

I'm only doing this with a few close friends. There are plenty of other kids trying and it's great because they're wearing all the guards down and "desensitizing" them with their plans that are more brute force than mine of covert ops.

So here's what I got:

1. Tomorrow, after classes are over, disable lights while avoiding detection (hopefully) (If possible, determine how to start car) Also I'm gonna procure a jack with wheels on it.

2. Start calling hookers (I'm dead serious if nothing else this will be hilarious. I'm gonna have them show up about every 5 minutes and ask for a different guy in the house to get everyone good and distracted)

3. While the guys are distracted, take car. I'm gonna be prepared to jack trucks out of the way and drag it out. If nothing else we'll push it while someone is trying to get it started.

4. Stash car safely away and begin plans for the painting process.

5. ???

6. Profit

 

7. Do some blow and get blow by the hookers.

8. Die of every disease known to man.

 

Just sent 17 emails to craigslist hookers


This is gonna be fun

 

video of this event or it didnt happen

 

get one of the hookers to get a seniors car keys and negotiate for the taurus...

 

dunno how they deal with emails. ive always just called em. Dont call em blocked though, or they wont answer. Go ahead and get yourself a google voice number if you need a number to give out.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA


That's worthy of being in a sig.

 

Foot notes:
-Gaggle fuck of people hiding in alley way, behind bushes, etc with random non-destructive items
-Tie doors closed or block them
-Stealth your way to car by hugging building.
-Assuming motion sensers are above the second story level use the hugging the building method, if not then turn them down to their least sensitive setting. With them like this I'd be almost impossiable to trigger them without a car or something huge like that.
-Figure out how to start car/Pull horn relay.
-Drive away if you can't you know how to start it for later when you can
-If at any time you're found out by upperclassman, have gaggle fuck of people throw their stuff back at them.

 

None of them had phone numbers you just had to email them. I've heard from 3 back so far... these were in the "casual encounters" section. Back at home the actual hookers were in the "therapeutic services" section and causal encounters was all just girls that wanted to fuck... I think. 2 just said yeah and the 3rd gave me her rates so one is for sure a real hooker but I have to pay a dollar to get into her site to get her number and call her... Not sure I really wanna do that.

YES! My first sig! Taken out of context, but still hilarious

Got it. I'm not sure how many are in a "gaggle fuck" but I'm gonna try to get a "shit ton" and then add a few more.

 

Identity theft waiting to happen!! dont do it, go with the other two

 

^This and add a load of Holy Mother of God and you have a gaggle fuck!

 

very interesting thread...subbed.

 

Well guys I think I just unnecessarily caused 11 pages of excitement. We were all set to go last night and come to find out some other kids got it on tuesday. I was talking to some guys in the house and they said they were being so annoying that they just let them have it. The freshmen were being bitches about getting hit with water baloons filled with pop so they just said fuck you take it we'll steal it back. They put it in someone's garage and have it stashed there so nobody is getting it now. It sucks because they did it in such a stupid way they took all the ninja fun out of it.

Good news: frosh got the car
Bad news: It wasn't me

I'm really disappointed. I had a big calc test wednesday that I was studying for (like a good student) otherwise I would've gotten it there. Sorry for getting everyone's hopes up.
We'll try to locate it one more time today/tonight but I'm thinking it's all but lost now.

 

rip the garage door off their house and take the dam car.


isnt hiding it in a garage cheating?