Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

Work is sooo... 2019.

Haven't you heard? The gov't now pays you to stay home and day trade.

 

I’ll have a drink and ponder that one.

 

Grumpy old men, one of my favorite quotes for anything.

 

Sooo, where do I park my 401k and ROTH, so I don't lose everything to the crooks in the very near future?

I've been trying to figure this out over the past several weeks and I'm not dropping ~$600k into GME.

 

AMC

 

You won the internet today.

 

T and IBM.

 

Yah, I don't have a good answer for that. I'm fully expecting for all of my mainstream investments to take a giant kick in the nuts for a few years, and if all goes to plan, the GME hedge will more than make up for it.

 

Under your pillow.

 

Unfortunately, I have to stick with some sort of fund.

I refuse to ask my brother, he was part of the 2008 mess, but at a lower level with WaMu.

 

Gold?
If we all still believe in the DOLLAR then cash out is fine… everything is a gamble to some extent.

 

Go buy put leaps on TSLA. Burry seems to think it's the thing to do lol

 

Probably the safest.

 

I have silver, but not enough.

 

Also holding silver!!!

 

I always go back to something is only worth what someone else is willing to pay.
Gold, silver, *ahem* govt bonds, have proven their resilience up to now.

 

I have a fair amount of brass and lead. That should cover me for a year or so.

 

Yeah, you don't want bonds right now. Let's just say that whole market is in just a bit of a pickle at the moment.

 

Every year for Christmas my dad has been giving us all these silver bullets in our stockings lol. They're kinda neat. True to size too. They'll all chamber in their respective weapons.