Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

*yoink*

 

Reddit down for almost two hours now...what are they trying to hide. Moass tomorrow, global annihilation by Friday

 

Typical Reddit user omitting the y axis.

 

If WFC shits the bed I don't have to pay my mortgage anymore, right?

 

Do I need to tell anyone how unimportant that $9.5B is? They have $3T AUM. Even if we just use market cap it's still only 6%. lol

 

They make you change your "Investment Profile Preference" or whatever to "HIGH RISK"


Oooh and a little extra on an after hours dip...
Let's open at $19 tomorrow

 

So was the couple billion the ol techy bank wanted to raise. But once people get scared……..

 

Don't get me wrong I'd love to see WFC go belly up but it's not going too. lol

 

Well, even if it would, they wouldn’t let it. So, irrelevant

 

Since losing billions is no big deal, can the fed just print me up 10 million or so ?? ..or how about a cool million for every american ?? ...you know, for a good reason, like to stimulate the economy. Can we all identify as a victim of some sort ... that will surely work.

 

The overwhelming irony is that, yes, they could. For all of us, and we could live in a utopian paradise.

But billionaires need it more than you, so no.

 

yo momma so fat she got 3 trillion in assets under management

 

Funny (not) how it's never enough !

 

Here comes the dump truck to flatten that cat.

 

They could as long as you promise not to spend it. Once you start spending it, then it starts screwing everything up so I guess just use it as collateral to take out loans and then as long as you make the minimum payments, and never have to pay off the loan, you’ll be just fine…like a REAL bank!

 

Credit Suisse has been in trouble for at least a year now. No surprise but the market looses it's shit. Wonder when we get to see what's really behind the curtain?

 

i wonder if we could get ChatGPT to chat with Blackrock's Aladdin AI program and get info on which trades it'll make