Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

probably no worse than my PACW calls

 

DPST is looking like a buy for me….

just need 100 more banks to fail

 

We ain’t sellin!

 

Annnd here we go.

 

Hard to believe how oversold WAL is right now. The news it got halted for today was just a pr from the execs stating yet again (maybe 4th time now) that they aren't selling, are keeping their $.36 dividend (16.9% forward payout ratio at current price !!!), and their deposits are up. Annnnnnd the stock is down another 40% today

 

Lehman Brothers said the same thing on a Friday. They filed for bankruptcy the following Monday. Of course the CEO is gonna say everything is fine. lol

 

Fuk your puts. Fuk your calls. Jpow's got you by the balls. God bless my money printer

 

That will never get old.

 

I've had a casual side eye on the MMLTP saga, and it definitely has some potential to poke the beehive

 

Yep. It's gonna be interesting if FINRA has to produce the blue sheets. I bet the judge will find it very interesting that it traded before it was listed. lol

 

Predicting 124097987 of the past 0 Armageddon events. Keep it up!

 

plenty of time for growing it is spring

 

Markets seem way too happy. Who wants to go odds on a Monday blood bath? lol

 

I don't want to do covered calls on my boomer stonks and have .01$ in cash in my brokerage account, so unfortunately I cannot buy a SPY/VOO put