stupid ass girls.

Would they be able to tell the wiper stalk apart from the cruise control stalk? You know, since traffic is so bad over there...

 

Derp?

 

i havent met a girl that can back up a vehicle.....ha!

 

Awhile back when I was looking at Jeeps I was hoping to get a base model with the rear locker option, I told the sales guy at the dealer that and he replied that nobody locks the doors on a Jeep.... After I went on to explain to him what a locking differential was he said such a thing doesn't exist.

I've been asked why I don't use the clutch in my truck to shift gears (????).

 

They were just looking for attention. Girls here suck huge ass.

 

Ya, kinda being a dick.

 

I still think that you should have put up with them just to get a threesome out of it.

 

Now that is a truly scary thought. They wouldn't have lasted 3 minutes in our winter conditions this year.

I only back into parking spaces and driveways.

 

are we talking about american girls or canadian chicks

 

It is great to know that people like that can get a license!

 

as embarrassing as it is to admit, my sister is pretty bad too. She drove 35 miles on a flat tire. when i asked her why she didnt stop when she heard it, she said idk. it was annoying so i turned my music up....

then I got the fun job of showing her how to change the tire. DO NOT EVER DO THIS. the tire change took well over an hour because she could not remember which way to turn the lug nuts. then she couldn't get the wrench on. then she couldnt jack up the car because it was too heavy, with a 12 ton floor jack. Then she couldnt pull off the tire and when i told her just to kick it on the side to break it loose she didn't want to scuff her shoes. putting the donut spare on was an adventure in itself. and trying to explain how to take off the valve cap to add air was like trying to explain brain surgery.

Dad has also tasked me with showing her how to change the oil since last time I did it she had gone 7500 miles on one batch of oil. I have yet refused to do so and instead chose to change her oil myself

 

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