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Stupid things you might have said around gf's parents or wife's parents?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 04LTtacoma, Apr 8, 2012.

  1. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM
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    04LTtacoma

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    One evening I was with my girlfriend, her parents, her best friend, and some other dude. We were sitting there talking about how nurses have to deal with peoples bodies... My gf's friend was telling me about how she wanted to become a nurse, but she didn't want to deal with people who were in pain. Out of nowhere I blurt out saying, "Hayley, what happens if some guy had internal bleeding inside of his TESTICLES." "How do you know if he has internal bleeding?"

    What the heck I said testicles in front of my gf's parents... After I said that word "testicles" everyone at the table were in silence giving me the stare down... I looked at my girlfriend with an embarrass look and started laughing hysterically. I meant to say intestines, not testicles... I am sure one could have internal bleeding inside of their testicles.

    Anyone else?
     
  2. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    Konaborne

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    I sneezed with a mouthful of chinese food while at dinner witnh my gf and her parents.
    and her grandparents
    And her aunts and uncles
    And her cousins.

    Not me saying something but embarassing nonetheless
     
  3. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:19 PM
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    04LTtacoma

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    I have done that too minus the mouthful of chines food... I think I sneezed with a mouthful of Thanksgiving food at dinner with family.
     
  4. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:26 PM
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    worthywads

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    I learned never discuss the bible with my father in law. He was proceeding to tell his latest theory that from the bible he determined that man NEVER ate meat until after Noah's arc? Some further BS about man being guaranteed to live to 120 before they started eating meat ensued. He is always looking to be on the ground level of every new pyramid health scheme and this was strictly part of justifying in his mind how to help market it.

    I asked why Cain's grain offering was not good but Abel meat offering was good?

    He rationalized that meat was a good offering because god said so, but man didn't eat meat.

    I then asked why would Abel be a shepard at all if meat wasn't consumed.

    My wife said time for bed and that topic never came up again.
     
  5. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:28 PM
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    I was barely communicating with then-bf's parents in a language I was about half fluent in and I called his dad a madman (it was a mild joke in English, it is not remotely funny where he's from). And then I said his mother was old. Like, ancient old.

    It was a banner night for me. Luckily they accepted, with grace, the fact that I was trying really hard to learn the language and did not remain offended.
     
  6. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:30 PM
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    NumNutz

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    My girlfriend and I were playing soccer with her cousins. My gf was kinda short, there was a high ball, she went to head it, I went to stick it, and I proceeded to kick her in the face.

    Her father was VERY angry.
     
  7. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:33 PM
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    Yeah, if I was the father I would be pissed to. lol
     
  8. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:35 PM
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    :rofl: should have said well at least it wasnt my penis again...
     
  9. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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    Hahaha:laugh:
     
  10. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:40 PM
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    I told her dad that the dog he was holding made him look tough, "little poodle" and girlfriend says to me, "oh ya just a tough looking as your fluffy bed top"

    Dad was pissed
     
  11. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:41 PM
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    When she told her mom that you would do her, were you sitting in at the conversation as well?
     
  12. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM
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    Did you end up doing her mom?
     
  13. Apr 8, 2012 at 4:53 PM
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  14. Apr 8, 2012 at 6:06 PM
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    Bahaha not quite but similar. No blood.
     
  15. Apr 8, 2012 at 6:19 PM
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    Stupidest thing I ever did was talk about my girlfriend in front of my wife's parents. :D
     
  16. Apr 8, 2012 at 6:25 PM
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    Me and the girlfriend were in the car together, and she butt dialed her mom while I was telling a story of a friend who cusses non stop. So it was me cussing at the top of my lungs while her mom listened the whole time.
     
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    "Her mama got ass too" LOL:D
     
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    i don't know if i can say anything stupid in front of my g/f's parents since their sense of humor is just as ridiculous as mine..they would just laugh at whatever and make jokes..
     
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