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Subject: Acts 2:38

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Mar 11, 2009 at 11:23 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    A
    woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
    church Services,
    when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in
    the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
    yelled:

    'Stop!
    Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the
    name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may
    be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his
    tracks. The woman calmly called the police
    and explained what she had
    done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to
    take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you
    just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
    scripture to You.'

    'Scripture?'
    replied the burglar.
    'She said
    she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
     
  2. Mar 11, 2009 at 11:52 AM
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    tacoholic

    tacoholic 09 but I drive a 012 Expedition...

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    Haha! That was good...an old lady with an axe and 2 38's...:laugh:
    That picture is priceless.
     
  3. Mar 11, 2009 at 12:09 PM
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    Jester243

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