Subject: Acts 2:38

A
woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
church Services,
when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in
the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
yelled:

'Stop!
Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the
name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may
be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his
tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had
done.

As the officer cuffed the man to
take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you
just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a
scripture to You.'

'Scripture?'
replied the burglar.
'She said
she had an Ax and Two 38s!'