Taco comes in fourth....WTF

Oh yeah. Almost married a girl from Bend. Very...what's the word...eclectic? Very...organic. Employed a Pacific sea sponge as a reusable tampon. Dad was an English Lit professor at the university there. Didn't fall far from the tree. Absolutely brilliant, but this:


We sure had better TV show theme songs back in the 60's, didn't we!

 

Ya'll are nuts, Bend is a wicked fun town. Would live there 10/10.

 

Every truck maker has bad apples. I use mine as a work truck and couldn't be happier with it. See a boat load of other Tacomas being used as work trucks. Other makes and models as well, some of which turn out to be lemons as well. Your contribution to the knowledge pool is noted and given it's due consideration. Your assertions concerning the makeup of the forum are not only incorrect but illustrate your own weakness of character. Man up, dude, accept that while your experience might not be unique, iy certainly isn't universal. Quit whining.

 

For all of you who don't know what just went down, let me clue you dipshits in....

The evil Purpleflyer aka The Mighty Lemonhead popped in on this thread and began overpowering forum users with his special lemon power - Extreme Bitterness. He's piling up the posts. He's running amok. A couple of us try to lighten the mood but fuck me if the dude does not know how to thrown the words "lemon" and "lawyer" around - sometimes multiple times in a sentence.

Things are looking grim, and then a true hero arrives on the scene - Bagel Boy!

Bagel Boy swoops in and in two posts, absolutely schmears the Prince of Bitterness. He then, with his last post, lox Old Man Lemon up.

This is a blockbuster move that writes itself. I'm thinking of casting Steve Buscemi as Purpleflyer and Seth Rogan as Bagel Boy. Lucy Liu will play Stocklocker, and Aldo98229 will be played by some random hobo dwarf with a cleft palate.

 

Sorry, too many episodes of The Lone Ranger, or maybe it was Superchicken, I get those hero/sidekick shows mixed up.