Taco Vandalism

This thread is killin me! It keeps reminding me of a time when I was at a work dinner with six other retired Marines and we were at a table near a table of what could only be described as Southern California Hipsters. One of the SCH's who looked like a cross between Boy George and Richard Simmons starts talking about how he had went to a shooting range and hit the target most of the time and his buddy thought he was so bad ass he should be a SEAL. Needless to say we couldn't contain our laughter but I think the kid was so oblivious that he didn't realize he was the source.

 

It’s like hardcore paint ballers talking about “tactics.” Those TTP’s are legendary...

Edit; oh and full on preppers too!

 

You forgot the handcuffs...

 

Please dont post pictures from the Twinkie revolution. Those were some dark days.

 

Or Airsofters

 

Ok where’s @JaCado and @Itchyfeet . You guys are missing some real quality time here!

Edited because I forgot @Stocklocker

 

And @stun gun

 

I had to add preppers too.

 

Stun has been all over this from the get go. He’ll be back here soon I’m sure...

 

Maybe he keistered it? Element of surprise

 

Yeah but that cartel story just makes it better..

 

He may be handcuffed to his BMW and she won't give him the key...

 

But man was it worth it!

She tastes like refried beans and bacon.

 

It's all good man. I don't expect anyone to believe it, no one ever does.

But if I had a little US Army badge on my profile it would be a completely different story apparently.

 

Mostly because a drug cartel group isn't gonna bother handcuffing you...you'd just plain be dead...

here's a badge for you to put on your profile

 

No, no it wouldn't

 

Prison wallet zip guns for the win!

 

So a buddy of mine's family has owned a 1/2 acre yard since the 1970's. They were noticing a few tracks and animal droppings through their property, so we went out to investigate. Turns out squirrels were smuggling contraband and people through their yard. So we went out to confront them and shit went sideways real quick.

 

You do realize it’s not just me that thinks you’re full of bs.

Also I’m not the one claiming to have knee capped anyone or been in a handcuffed firefight.

I did almost shit myself though. Dropped pants in a blown up bus on a soccer field. Came out without my gloves. That’s a pretty good story.

 

You ain’t about that life