Taco Vandalism

That would be Stun...

 

You have to spell it correctly for me to take you seriously...

 

Of course that’s also probably all bs. Us ground pounders don’t thunk so good. Who else could you find that would run towards gun fire?!

 

Yeah yeah... didn’t catch it fast enough. See post above.

Also, you should rarely take me serious.

 

Do I have to tell you about the time I singlehandedly took out a cartel hit team with nothing but a popsicle stick and a package of wrigleys? It was spearmint thank god. If it had been peppermint I’d have been up shits creek...

 

So you are a cross of chuck Norris and macgyver

 

Forgot to mention I was also handcuffed to a steering wheel at the time. . . And by steering wheel I mean a Segway but still...

 

But isnt the CG the real boarder patrol. I mean, the BP has boats, but they dont really repel boarders.

 

Psshhhh... pussies...

 

Can you imagine the carnage if you only had Big Red?!?! ::shudder::

 

I believe him about the whole handcuffed thing. I've owned a 1/4 corner lot since 2015, and had a bobcat come through. Then my wife shot a hog with her crossbow, from the bed of the taco, over the cab. So I get where he's coming from.

 

Bet that hurt!

 

I was once somewhere I should not have been on a covert mission. We got spotted, during my escape attempt I tripped over a landmine, survived and was able to escape being pursued.......










Story sounds cool till I add in the real facts.... I was partaking in the toilet papering of a friends ex's house when their dog spotted us. Now I'm sure you can put two and two together and figure out what kind of landmine it was. Ahh to be young and dumb again.

 

I'll settle for young, already got the dumb covered...

 

Now I am thinking more Paul Blart Mall Cop.

 

I salute the Paul Blarts of the world. They are the unsung heroes of pseudo-Law enforcement. Who else is going to keep those preteen ruffians from abusing the two samples only rule at the Pepperidge Farm display?

 

Can't forget See's candy too.