Taco Vandalism

Thankfully the little knucklehead will be ok. The parents should have their heads examined

 

That’s the parents running the fuck away and leaving the kid right?

 

I would assume so. But more importantly...why the hell were they that close to begin with? They said they were actually petting the thing a few minutes before that. This situation was within a hair of being tragic.

I'm all about nature. But fuck that. I've got a partial brain between my ears that even works occasionally.

 

Few years ago someone grabbed a baby bison and put it in their car so they could take it to the ranger station. They thought it was cold and abandoned. It had to be euthanized. Every year some jack off get mauled or does some dumb shit with the Bison or Bears in Yellowstone. I don’t even go mid season anymore. Either before school let’s out for the summer and late Oct or nothing.

 

What gets me is the MF’r with the phone.
Let me film this 2000lb buffalo a foot away from me...really?
Like last month there was a 7.1 earthquake and what’s the first thing people do? Bust out their phones and start filming.
Someone bleeding out on the sidewalk after getting stabbed in a strata fight? Fuck helping...gotta get that shit for the gram bruh.
This kinda shit makes me realize how crippled society is.

 

That’s probably how ole boy got handcuffed to the steering wheel. Trying to video his buddy’s family do battle with the squirrels instead of shooting those smuggling critters.

 

I’ll be so pissed if they kill that bison.

 

They won’t. Not for that.

 

There’s like 5 stalls and 4 urinals and it’s a full house.
I see the kid get air and I blurt out holy shit and everyone breaks out in laughter.
Double entendre fo sho.

 

Fuck em, light em on fire for good measure!

 

Peeps all knife fighting over a casserole now ?

 

Handcuffed to a bison
It all started cause the squids and jarheads started arguing with some guys called coasties?

 

Sooo.....who jizzed on the OP cars? Jizz is a helluva paint killer.

 

Taste test required...

 

God I hope they've eaten a lot of oranges.

 

You still got time. I have to take the DAV shuttle.

 

So where in that photo does this guy live? Or is it more of an abstract thing? Or should it be taken literally, like this guy lives inside of a 70 year old actor? So much to unpack here.