Tacoma Dad Joke

This is a great chat!

 

What do you call a fish with no eye?
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FSH.




What did the fish say when he bumped his head?
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DAM.

 

What does the preacher’s wife say to him when he stays up too late?
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It’s pastor bedtime.

 

What the difference between jelly and jam?

 

What is red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick.

 

What?

 

Egg salad is really just chicken salad if you think about it.

 

FTFY

 

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a kangaroo?

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What are you, an idiot or something?

 

Did ya hear the one about the Jonestown massacre?
Oh nevermind, the punchline is too long.

 

Did anyone see the new movie about constipation?











don’t worry it hasn’t come out yet.

What do you call the same deer with no legs?









still no idea.







there is another thread on here with Dad jokes some where.

 

Good shit! Keep rollin'

 

what’s the difference between jelly and jam

I can’t jelly my dick in your ass

if I get banned I’m alright with that

 

What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef

 

Why do ducks have butt feathers?








To cover their buttquacks.

 

So a 3 legged dog walks into a western bar and says “I’m lookin’ fer the man who shot my paw...”

 

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?





Because they lactose.

 

Why do Gorillas have large nostrils? Because they have large fingers

 

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?








Eleph-I-No