Tacoma Single Cab Bucket Seats

If I put six ferrets in my dcsb, can I fit more in, legally?

 

As long as you include 5 gallons of viper semen!!!!

 

Strong stuff... Viper semen gives more acceleration than a hellcat challenger

 

If you double the amount of viper semen the 3.5 will awaken and become more powerful than a Bugatti Veyron......

 

Any Dyno proof of said comment

 

Only if you drain the oil, and put in antifreeze to keep the motor from freezing

 

There is so much dyno proof.... It is just the viper semen burns up so fast and the truck goes so fast the dyno can't measure it..... The only thing that was measurable was the ferrets.....

 

Yes, the dyno sheet of after is a T-rex. Google image it and it'll show you the charts

 

Well duh you also need to make sure you drain the transmission and rear diff fluid.....

 

dyno sheets mean nothing up here. Everyone knows Viper semen is impotent when stressed by cold. They just can't produce it in the extreme temperatures. thankfully, with wonder Bread and viagra, a small amount of ground moose testicles really wakes things up. *hic*

 

Don't forget to put winter air in your tires

 

And the blinker fluid

 

Need to add sugar to your gas to keep it from freezing

 

It makes it soo much tastier....

 

OP

 

Drinking a cup of bleach a day makes you a better Mechanic...