Tacoma Toy Truck for Kid

My son is at that age where he loves toy cars/trucks. I’m tired of him acting like a pleb and getting excited about his little toy hot wheels F-150 truck. He’s better than that. He’s a 4yr old white hetero cis male member of middle class America and I won’t allow such blasphemy in my humble abode.

Does anyone know where I can buy a Tacoma-style toy truck for him to play with? I’m not spending $40 for a single hot wheels BS collectors edition toy because that’s money better spent on booze to numb the pain of my reality.

If it is a black Pro DCSB with a snorkel it would really add to the realism. If not, I’ll just force the hired help to shower while wearing a COVID mask (AKA self-induced waterboarding).

TIA.

 

Atleast the toy hot wheels f150 doesn’t have shifting problems

 

Tundy. Just look at the smile on that little fuckers face

 

Could get a 1/5th scale 2 stroke rc truck and find a yota body for it...

 

I meant like a little micro machines stupid little truck, not the one he can sit in and drive. I'm in Belgium so I'm sure this fuckin place would tax him for owning a toy truck let alone a drivable toy tuck. They love taxing their people to death (and then some) so my plan is to give them as little as nothing that I can for the next few years.