Tactical Rock $999.99

Lapolicegear.com
Use code: Rock13

 

YES

 

Can't find it

 

http://www.lapolicegear.com/
@DustStorm4x4 At checkout is a promo code box

That Han Solo Patch is nice

 

happy April fools everyone.

 

Honestly I thought this was a joke too last year. But I love my tactical rock. Definitely a good edition to your gear for all of you Every day carry advocates!

 

I have one too, but mine doubles as a weather rock.

If the rock is wet, its raining
If the rock is covered in snow, its snowy
If the rock is missing, neighborhood kids.

I used to have a pet rock, but I thought it died, so I berried him. I kept having to dig him up and check if he was truly dead, 'cause I was never really sure.

You get the picture, rocks are pretty fucking useful.