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Talking Dog.....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Oct 1, 2009.

  1. Oct 1, 2009 at 6:19 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.












    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.








    'You talk?' he asks.








    'Yep,' the Lab replies.








    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'








    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'








    'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'








    'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'








    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.








    'Ten dollars,' the guy says.








    'Ten dollars? This dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'








    'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit!
     
  2. Oct 1, 2009 at 6:26 AM
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    HILARIOUS. That had me on the floor. Thanks for the laugh!!
     
  3. Oct 1, 2009 at 6:28 AM
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    Guy goes into a bar and sees a dog sitting on the barand asks the bartender why the dog was siting on the bar. The bartender says "that dog can talk". The Bartender says "watch this", and asks the dog "What is on top a house?

    The dog says "roof".

    The customer shakes his head.

    The bartender asks the dog "how does concrete feel?"

    The dog says "rough".

    The customer shakes his head again.

    The bartender insists the dog can talk and asks him "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?"

    The dog says "Ruth".

    The customer finishes his drink, turns around and leaves.

    The the dog turns to the bartender and says "See I told you I should have said DiMaggio"
     
  4. Oct 1, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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  5. Oct 1, 2009 at 7:19 AM
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    LMFAO!! Needed that this morning. L8tr
     
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