Teach me how to mall crawl yall

Jk Chris thanks though. I keep waiting to see somebody post a pic on top of the mall, that would be the ultimate mall crawl

 

I'd call that a DQ, unless said rock came from the new age touchy-feely crystal-selling store in the mall.

In that case, extra points.

 

I vote you accept the challenge and do it

 

Hell ya... mall crawl, go into the hippy store, buy a rock, put the moves on a hippy babe, park the truck on the rock that's placed on the curb, bang the hippy babe, then light a cigar to get the smell of patchouli out of your cab.

 

I third this motion. That would be fu****n epic and make my day/new year. Please do it lol. Please please please

 

Some of you boys have entirely too much time on your hands

 

Clearly everyone has missed what I see in the picture. The metal tubing is obviously a shark cage in it's unassembled state and the small, but effective fishing reel is mounted on the floor of the cage. Very clever how this is disguised.

 

lmao. i know where you are. (i new where before even reading where) and what that curb is like 3 or 4” tall, lol they are really small their.

 

Nope. While the mall "hill climb" was ostentatiously showy, the truck was too dirty, with not enough chrome and accessories. To be a true mall crawler, the truck itself has to almost literally scream "look at me."

 

I vomited a little in my mouth upon re-seeing that picture.

 

Boy I'd love to take this mall crawling. Love this truck

 

Thank god it's not in America. It looks like somewhere in Europe...

 

I knew it was weird that a creepy ass silver 2nd gen was followin me

 

ill vote for jasons truck to be in the banner.
he gets bonus points for the awesome story of the picture

 

Why yes it is! I've probably got the only camry engine swap in a 1st gen around.


But actually it was $8 on ebay and it lets me make fun of all the smug prius drivers and use the priority hybrid only parking spots so many places are having these days.

 

It could just as easily have been taken in the southwest or California.
Even seen a few like that as far north as Wyoming.

The other night, we saw a new-ish Camaro in the SGV.
Metalflake green, sheetmetal had a big gash behind the passenger door.

Stick-on Vatozone chrome hood scoop on top of the factory cowl scoop.
Stick-on chrome door edge trim on EVERY body panel junction... hood perimeter, wheelwells, roof perimeter, body crease, the faux vents behind the passenger door (yes, they were stuck on OVER the body damage).

And the bowtie in the middle of the rear panel had LEDs that cycled red, blue, green, and white.

 

Nice sig lol

 

Wouldn't the ultimate mall crawl be flexing inside the mall? I mean the roof isn't attainable without a ridiculous amount of planning, and even then, there is dirt up there...that stuff gets your truck dirty yo...

I vote for Ultimate Mall Crawl inside the mall, flexing on plastic ramps you brought with you. Clean, safe from damage, and won't mess up tire shine....also, ultimate exposure to all people visiting the mall...foreigners may take pictures of it enhancing the mall crawl experience.