Teach me how to mall crawl yall

Man, you just don't have what it takes. If your truck squeeks, practice turning it into a beat. With effort, you could have mall groupies dancing to your tune.

 

Very true, I didn't think about this. Kind of like record scratching I guess huh? I need to find an abandoned parking lot or something, the mall is way to dangerous for practicing

 

Just don't practice in my neighborhood. My neighbor's grandkid is learning to play the tuba (suspect his parents are sending him to visit grandma so they don't have to listen anymore). Anyway, between that and your truck squeaks, I'd go insane. I mean, let's face it. Those two sounds just don't go together.

 

Awesome..

 

I want to play!! I know there is some dirt and no tire shine, but I have to leave some room to improve my mall crawling prowess...

 

I think that curb is too big. -2 points for some actual flexing


I am beginning my preparations for my mall crawling trip.

Step 1: Wash truck. My black sand pearl is currently grey/brown.

Step 2: bribe friends in early 20s to dress up and act like teenagers.

Step 3: contact discovery channel to document my feat. Or have friend document and send to discovery channel.

Step 4: acquire and liberally apply tire shine.

Step 5: limit my entrapped gravel in tread to 1 per tire.

 

Good luck, but be careful you may be planning to much and may get a DQ

 

Oh, right. I shouldn't let people know how hard I am trying to suppress my inner off-roader.

Mall Crawling should appear to be effortless!

 

+1 for single leaf on tire tread!

 

i need to go get a picture at a mall and on a snow pile so i can post a pic............ maybe later

 

+7.4 for Nitto Trail Grapplers, 18" XD Monsters, and drop bracket lift.

 

Mall crawling champ right here!

 

Man, that's right up there. Aggressive looking tires (well worn flat across the tread surface from driving almost entirely on pavement), "macho" wheels, sliders, lift, fake hood scoop , and hardly a speck of dirt anywhere (even underneath). Clearly a nearly street-only off-road truck. It's about the best mall crawler, without going overboard (chrome, etc) at the effort (yet), I've seen in this thread so far.

 

potential DQ - wheels do not match and 2WD

 

The potential DQ is countered by the fact that one tire is in the grass and one on the curb. Therefore making the tire in the grass excused from said DQ.

 

found a few gems

 

Not Mall Crawl - Mall Blazing.

Chris... ruling from the judges?

 

The 1st one with the guy and the dclb are both members here I believe maybe the last one to....